Top of the cornin’ to ya! This is a worldly show, where our fearless tour guide is none other than the Kernel himself. Avast ye maties! This is the only Irish/American/Australian corn pirate to sail the seven seas since the dawn of time. Ahoy! Down under! Arrrrgggghhhh! It’s about pirates, and corn, and umbrellas for the heads of the women-folk. Imagination be the word o’ the hour, kids! All aboard who’s going ashore! Plunder!