CORNELL REID is in the studio today, trying to pull Patrick out of his depression. This is another scattered show, and we talk about anything from the wonders of a Roomba to burlesque shows and hookers. Patrick talks more about his recent breakup and what happened in Vegas. We discuss the state of porn, female comics, legitimate rape and a recent video of a fan getting a tattoo. Cornell offers advice on constructing the perfect dick pic. Patrick talks about British girls and their toothy vaginas. A girl calls in and the boys perv on her for a while. We also discuss Todd Glass and David Letterman. Oh, and a guy who sunburned his dick. Yep.