Flip Schultz joins the show today and is not happy about his injured knee. Patrick is in a goofy mood and proceeds to kick of the show with lots of sing-songy rhymes and nonsense. Flip doesn’t know how to deal with it. A tight end for the Patriots has been arrested for murder, and Patrick doesn’t know why people can’t kill more successfully. Patrick tries to get Flip on board with his societal card system. Flip shows us a video that he thinks proves aliens exist. We reignite some hate for Inkey Jones.