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NLO 437: Obama Has Aides

Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a

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NLO 436: Pillow Pedo

We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back

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NLO 435: Team God

A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school – Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves.

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NLO 434: Macaroni Soup

What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she

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NLO 433: Replacing Johnny

Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net,

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NLO 432: Dipsticks

Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways

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NLO 431: Eat Dead Pigs

Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans

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NLO 430: MJ and LA

Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve

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NLO 429: Body Go Boom

Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk

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NLO 428: Russian Dressing

It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from

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NLO 427: Picking Burlap

In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery

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NLO 426: Never Say Sorry

Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long

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NLO 425: Gravy Dick

In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas

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NLO 424: Blind Ambition

We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another

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NLO 423: Sundries and Whatnots

What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with

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NLO 422: Blood Pudding

Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all

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NLO 421: Cream of Ice

Hey there, NLO listener. It looks like you’re about to download a showgram! You know what goes great with a show? Some sweet, sweet cream. In this show we talk some more about Houston, and

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NLO 420: Houston Has A Problem

We’re back from Houston with tons of video and audio, and stories that will probably span well in to next week. The bottom line is that we had a great time, but Houston, overall, is