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NLO 418: Standup Guys

We’re getting ready to go to Houston and we’re talking about it. We talk about our preparation for the comedy show, and some other slated activities. We talk about Brian King and his upcoming big-time

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NLO 417: Oprah Says

Oprah tells women everywhere what to do, and they do it like sheep. We don’t know when this disturbing trend started, but it’s fact. We also look at standup comedy and talk to Brian King

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NLO 416: Drinko de Mayo

It’s Cinco de Mayo – well, it was when this was recorded. We had alcohol and a woman in the studio. This show goes off the beaten path a lot, but it should be entertaining.

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NLO 415: On the Boardwalk

Patrick is sick, and when he doesn’t feel well, he tries to get that feeling across to you, the listener. We talk about our upcoming trip to Houston and possibilities for activities while we’re in

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NLO 414: Beak Meat

If you didn’t get enough poultry prattle from the last show, don’t worry. We’ve got you covered in this show, with a recap of the Popeye’s debacle, and some more chicken news. We even have

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NLO 413: Chicken

People go crazy for free stuff. Even if it turns out that they actually end up with a net loss, the word free (and the word cheap) make people go nuts. It sends them in

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NLO 412: Twitter Timeout

There comes a time in every intelligent person’s life when they just want to give up on the internet. Seriously, it’s just a bunch of people sitting around on the couch or in their mom’s

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NLO 411: Bandana of Gravy

On this show, we talk about some television shows and we talk about fat people. It’s a natural progression, because most of the shows have to do with food, and that just so happens to

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NLO 408: Totally Pagoda

So you’ve been listening to the latest marathon show, and appreciating it. Well, some people haven’t. Some people love bitching about anything and everything. They want us to do regular shows. But if we did

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NLO 405: More Old Stuff

The bottom line is we’re tired, we’ve got a big marathon show tomorrow, and we’d like to get some sleep. So enjoy this intro and some more of last years big marathon show. Have fun,

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NLO 404: File Not Found

In only four days, talent from around the country will descend on the NLO studio to entertain you for over twelve hours straight. We’re letting the hosts have this week off to relax and prep

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NLO 403: Pining For PETA

On this show, we touch briefly on the #doitnick project, and talk about what the results would be if Nick really decided to kill himself. We also talk about this self-righteous bitch from PETA who

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NLO 402: Do It Nick

One thing we love about our fans is that we’re often trusted by them to give advice on their personal lives. We get letters about job prospects, hobbies, vacation destinations, and which types of gas

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NLO 401: Retard Fight Club

How do you describe a show like this to someone who hasn’t heard it yet? It’s got everything. It’s got us making fun of people less fortunate than us. It’s got yelling and anger brought