Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to …

Gobble gobble, bitches! It’s Thanksgiving week here at the NLO compound. We realize that other people around the world don’t really celebrate this holiday. We don’t really care, though. One holiday we do celebrate year-round …

Another Friday, and another weekend that you’ll spend home alone in a puddle of your own filth, eating frozen pizza and drinking strawberry milk. That’s not true. We don’t really know you at all. But …

It’s a milestone show for us here at NLO. The United States is going to have it’s first black president, and we thought we’d beat ol’ Uncle Sam at his own game. We’ve got our …

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy …

It’s Patrick’s birthday and he’s unwrapping gifts from dedicated listeners like you. And in typical NLO fashion, he’s berating most of them, like the ungrateful jerk that he is. It’s all done in good fun, …

Ring the bells! Release the doves! Chef and his gal are back from their cruise, and oh the stories we’re going to hear. Of course, the big news since he left is that Obama won …

We’ve had a few days to think about the Obama thing, and well, we’re over it. In this show Dagre joins Patrick to talk about different topics, ranging from starting out in standup comedy to …

It looks like Obama will be painting the White House black, so to speak. Congratulations, black people. That’s what you wanted to hear, isn’t it? Sure, YOU didn’t do anything. You just happen to be …

Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a …

Happy Halloween, kids! Get out the candy corns and pull up a broomstick, because this show is going to have you on the edge of your cauldron. What? That doesn’t even make sense. On this …

It’s true. The show has gotten a little inside as of late. We talk about fans, we talk about the forums, and it seems a week can’t go by without some kind of drama breaking …

Don’t you hate it when people try to make the worst situation out of a good thing? They try to find the negative in any situation. They try to rain on your parade, even though …

On this edition, we talk about Halloween and remember what it was like to be a kid and go trick or treating with a sparkle in our eye. We also talk about some embarrassing sex …

We talk a lot about comedians on this show. We do that because we like comedy, and we like funny things. But we also like laughing at people who think they are funny, when they …

Ok, look – making fun of people for being gay, or acting gay, or in general looking gay is easy. It’s cheap comedy with laughs at the expense of someone else, and that just isn’t …

Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other …

Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing …