It’s our return to live shows and we’ve got a doozy for you. We talk about several stories recently in the news, like a guy who punishes himself when he’s mad at his girlfriend, a …

I bet you thought we were slowly going the way of the buffalo, what with the not putting out shows for the past two weeks and whatnot. We were just taking a bit of a …

So yeah, Patrick was all religious in a past life. It’s no secret. On this show he spills all the embarrassing stories from his past. He talks about getting saved, church functions, and even doing …

In this show, we talk about girls and the problems that ensue with dating them. Girls that can’t cook, girls that cry, girls that bitch. We hear a news story or two, and talk about …

If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s fake friends. We know who you are. You’re not sneaky. No one keeps secrets. Stop your needless bitching about everything that happens with this show. What happens …

If you had a friend who had hair that looked like a birds nest, would you tell him? I mean really bad, like a cross between a cinnamon factory explosion and that rock monster from …

It’s my podcast and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if your friend was a Jew.

In this show there is a lot of gay talk. It’s not that we’re gay, it’s just that we’re so comfortable with not being gay that we can speculate about being gay without any kind …

This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s good because of all the stuff in it. It’s got news, and emails, and funny audio. I mean, there’s just way too much to even …

So it’s Labor Day. That’s a holiday in this here United States, and a lot of shows will be taking the day off. A lot of shows will say that they don’t get many weekday …

It’s time for a super-duper Friday show. In this show, Patrick kind of starts to throw a wonderful girl under the bus, but then backs off. Of course, it wouldn’t be a week at NLO …

Every show has it’s breaking point. This might be ours. Special guest Roy comes in to talk about some recent displeasure with our very own Johnny B. This is a show he might not be …

Well kids, this is a show that didn’t really get off on the right foot. It also didn’t come around to ever being on a right foot. I don’t even know that there were feet …

We’re back from Las Vegas, and boy are our arms tired. What? We recap the trip in this super-sized episode full of just about everything you could want to hear about our trip. Of course, …

We’re going to be honest with you. It’s three days before we take off for Vegas, and we’re really phoning it in. So much so that we even let Steve Carlson take over for the …

It’s an action packed live show. We’ve got news stories that cover cities in the east and in the west, and we talk about why you wouldn’t want to live in either one. We talk …

As scary as flying can be, at least it’s not as risky as taking a bus through the great white north. Not that we’d ever recommend taking a bus anywhere (or even visiting Canada for …