It’s the small things we don’t think about from day to day that make living in America great. We’re truly blessed. We have it so much easier than other people, and yet we choose to …

There’s not much to say. So…yeah.

Happy Halloween, kids. It’s time for tricking or treating, and we will leave it up to you to decide which this show is. It’s a longer show, because we’ve got Jake in the studio. Who’s …

Every once in awhile, someone comes along that takes lemons and makes lemonade. As you have no doubt noticed, the show has been sucking lately, what, with the lack of segments and all. In his …

I’m not saying we have scientific evidence. I’m not saying we can even point to one substantial fact that backs up our claims, but Tom Brady has to be an alien. He’s just that good. …

Tony Gaud returns to NLO, and although there are always people who try to start heat, fans are happy. We talk about everything from microphone techniques to why pit bulls are not good options when …

In this show, we talk about laundry. That’s right. Men. Talking laundry. It’s almost like we’ve all gone gay. Chef’s room is a mess. Patrick ruined a ton of clothes by drying them with a …

I’ve got big balls, you’ve got big balls, but some guy in some country far away has the biggest balls of them all. We talking about balls, touching our balls, and enjoying the touch of …

It’s the challenge you’ve been waiting for – the chicken nugget challenge. The challenge of chicken nuggets. The challenge of eating all the nuggets which are composed of chicken. Allegedly. We also cover various news …

We’re back after a week off. We hope you enjoyed the marathon shows. We’re back with tales of embarrassment and instructions on an all new way to get high. It’s all the rage with the …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part five of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part four of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part three of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part two of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part one of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we …

Have you ever had someone try to tell you their stupid idea for a product or business and had to lie to them and tell them it’s good? Luckily, Patrick doesn’t have to hold back …

First things first – the drink was pink. We know it. You know it. It’s high time Johnny admits it. In this show, you’re privy to another brainstorming session where Patrick comes up with a …

Why, oh, why is Johnny obsessed with bringing pink drinks in to the studio? Does anyone know? It’s like he has been possessed by spirit of Christopher Lowell. He argues that it’s red, and it …