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NLO 1425: Somebody Bosharted

Patrick and a group of select elders from the village gather around a campfire fueled by bricks of their own excrement to discuss the daily buzz! You’re not going to want to miss this week’s interview with the creator of the graham cracker! Patrick talks about his recent experience having an anxiety attack while a man came to change the battery in a smoke detector. We try to talk about the most contentious issues of the day in a monetization-friendly way. Patrick wants you to mostly not let everything that happens in the world be so devastating to your existence. Male feminists are cringe af. Tonight we revisit alleged purse thief and wannabe-comedian Gretchyn Boshart. Press kit, arrest records and more!

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NLO 1401: Boobies & The Blowfish

Patrick wants you to subscribe and follow his standup YouTube channel for a project he will be doing all October long, writing new bits and uploading successes and failures along the way. Patrick talks about some recent outings, which leads to a discussion of Eddie Ifft, Chad Zumock, and Graham Elwood. Patrick recounts his experience with Graham Elwood years ago, and we watch the awful music video he made. Josh Denny has been making the rounds as a new right-wing nut, and he’s against abortions now. We find an old show where Josh talks about convincing a maid he knocked up to kill that baby, and check out his newest show, Next Week Tonight. There’s also some rumors going around about the recent fentanyl oopsie involving the death of three comics.

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NLO 1387: Crypto Crybabies

Comedian Scott Bowser is in studio for the first time in almost seven years. While he’s taken a break from standup for awhile, he has found a new love for podcasting. Patrick laments at how easy it is for people to startup a podcast with no conviction. Private messaging app Signal has pissed off Facebook by exposing how much personal information they know about people. The guys discuss the old days, including the early days of cryptocurrency, leaving Los Angeles, and more. Patrick questions Scott about his new profession in the cannibis industry. Patrick doesn’t buy in to experts, labs and testing; it’s all made up nonsense. Scott peruses some baseball cards that Patrick recently acquired to tell him if they might be worth something. Patrick comes up with a new idea for a Vegas-style baby go bye-bye clinic.

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NLO 898: Crudimentary

Comedienne JC COCCOLI is in the studio today, and she’s just a ball of energy. JC’s apparently been getting molested by NLO fans via Twitter, and she has quite a bone to pick. She also

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NLO 758: Starbuckin’

BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours,