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December 4, 2024: Red Bar Radio HATES Giggles! April Brucker’s New HOLIDAY HIT! It’s PO Box Day!

This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn’t doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you’re gonna want more! We’ve got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your tongue stand up! Wannabe comedian and amateur puppeteer April Brucker is back to remind everyone that Mike David isn’t the only one making plop on the internet!

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December 2, 2024: Aaron Imholte SITS In His Failure! Patrick RULES EVERYTHING Around The Toe!

Aaron Imholte is in a rut, but only if you look at his view metrics, subscriber count acceleration, or the money his sad excuse for a show brings in. If you go by attitude, your mileage may very, as Aaron’s bipolar nature will never reveal the actual level of stress the Minnesota domestic abuser is currently under. Aaron can’t help himself, as he continues to double down on calling Patrick slanderous names on almost every show, and you have to wonder if all of this faffing around will ever catch up to him. After an embarrassing showing on his manufactured anniversary show grift Friday, the Moobs is in a mood and we are here for it.

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THANKSGIVING MADNESS!

Kino Casino makes its triumphant return to the sixth largest streaming platform! Aaron Imholte shows an embarrassing glimpse of his kitchen! Michael Ray Bower ain’t got no meat! Won’t you please GIVE THANKS for what YOU have?

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November 27, 2024: Aaron Imholte JAIL-BOUND!? KINO CASINO Are Complete CLOWNTARDS! Bob Levy SMOKE!

It’s BLACK WEDNESDAY, and if you’re back home with your family, you’re probably drunk and looking for some fun! Come hang out with the Onions and get your goo gobbled! Aaron Imholte can’t stop talking about Kayla Rekieta apparently. Patrick reviews the tape to see if the rumors are true. If Aaron violated the court order, and if she decides to tell the court, he could actually be facing jail time. Kino Casino has survived their recent scandal. Or have they? PPP is striking things left and right and the breakdown of Andy Warski is unreal to watch. This guy is a complete mental midwit! Bob Levy is trashing The Shuli Network, and we are left to wonder if the bad blood is real, or this is just another work by the boys over at TSN.

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November 26, 2024: Rekieta WALKS Today? Aaron Imholte LOSES IT Over Ex-Wife! Training Tuesday!

Nick Rekieta is off to court today for a supposed settlement, and all the little internet gossips are refreshing their screens to see what he’s gonna get when the swift hammer of justice comes down on his head. From what it seems, we may be hearing from Nick very soon, and it sounds like he has a lot to say. April may be Aaron’s ex-wife, but she’s front and center in his mind. Some recent tweets have sent our wannabe boxer slash radio man in to a new frenzy. It’s training Tuesday and you won’t believe how easy grocery shopping has become! Pack a snack and come hang with the Onions!

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November 25, 2024: KINO CASINO Is EXPOSED? Bob Levy Back On MLC? Aaron Imholte BUSTED Again!

The boys known as PPP and Andy Warski from the online streaming preschool Kino Casino are taking a break from busting on other shows to reveal that they were busting on some ladies of the night in Las Vegas. At least Andy Warski was. PPP just sat in his mobility chair and soft-jacked to the scene. Bob Levy goes back on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan to argue about money and feel out the next steps between the two old curmudgeons. Aaron Imholte once again is trying to control the narrative of his own past by lying about his radio ratings, lying about the proof that exposes his lie, and more. Watch how pathetic this gets as the Minnesota Moob heads in to his fourth year of streaming his sad little show.

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November 20, 2024: Aaron Imholte WINS & Johnny Krutches SPINS! Rumor Has It MELTON IS DONE!

Patrick is here to go over the latest Steel Toe happenings, as you’ve come to expect from the Big Sauce and his big drip. Johnny Krutches flees the Steel Toe Morning Show for the second time in a few months, crying and having a breakdown about his medical condition. Aaron eats up the opportunity to scrape in pity donations for his friend. Aaron continues to sit In a puddle of his own cope, and we are here for it! We’ve got some other fun stuff to check out today as well, because we can’t just sit around and watch Aaron grow bigger moobs all day.

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November 18, 2024: MONDAY FUNDAY! Aaron DREAMS Big! LEGAL MINDSET Exposes Himself As A Fraud!

Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let’s watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former radio partner in a legal setting. On top of all that, he’s still stressing out about the goal, haters and money. But never fear, there’s another anniversary to celebrate, and these made-up-milestones are a real injection of enthusiasm for Aaron’s fake career.

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November 14, 2024: Keanu The TRAITOR? Aaron Imholte DODGES Abuse Allegations Again!

Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April’s recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families.

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November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me…

It’s Patrick’s birthday, but it’s a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn’t function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let’s watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is dealing with the increasingly-numerous embarrassing things apparently being made public.

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REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let’s UNFOLD What Just Happened!

Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte’s browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron’s Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick’s hog? Let’s get in to it!

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November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte Is TRYING! Mike Calta Is CORNBALL!

The election is over, but that isn’t going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There’s a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig’s fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable laziness. How long can these radio dinosaurs get away with providing rock-bottom levels of entertainment to clueless commuters trapped in their cars? When will the internet come for these relics?

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ELECTION 2024: Join Patrick In ZOOMING In On ALL The Coverage!

It’s that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn’t matter much at all. They’re gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn’t mean we can’t have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let’s remember that we do it for fun, after all!

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November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking Out? Aaron Imholte Is An AMERICAN CORNBALL!

Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all weekend and it has the internet speculating again. Is this even April? Is Nick screwing with everyone again? What is going on?

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October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock UNDERBITE Contest! STEEL TOE Farewell To Mat!

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks in on Tampa radio personality Mike Calta aka Cowhead to see the latest project by another radio dinosaur who has completely fallen asleep at the wheel as the broadcast industry dies around him.