August 13, 2026: Haley Done Did It Now! THE TURN!
You’re not gonna believe it! We’re weaving webs and walking on ’em barefoot out here! It’s late, I’m tired, and you deserve whatever I have left in the tank. Come catch me up since you know it all, nerd! Patrick’s back is wrecked after two long days at the house, so he finally sits down with Haley’s long tell-all on Pretty Antisocial about the old arrest record Aaron Imholte read on the Steel Toe Morning Show. Two callers weigh in on how informant cases work, and chat has plenty of questions about the gaps in her story. Then Aaron comes back with an arrest warrant, an indictment and a plea agreement that he says contradict Haley’s account, and Patrick explains why this win means so much to him. Patrick also declares war on Blind Mike for borrowing his take on clippers, then watches Haley join Pat Dixon, where everyone is still talking about Pat’s bed. He wraps up with some honest advice for Haley about walking away from the fight. …