Patrick opens with a mock $995,000 fundraiser for a leaky, root-filled fixer-upper, then drops the bit to explain that he really is buying a house in Las Vegas and expects to close in early August. After a long round of Supertips and house questions, he checks in on a KarmicX stream about smoking and his free chat, and later on Karmic's marathon karaoke night. Rocco goes live with Comedy Shaman the same night, Jesse from PodAwful and other callers get through, and Patrick joins the show himself to tell Shaman to let the grudge go before Shaman eventually walks off. From there Patrick watches Kevin Brennan on MLC complain about being sniped, and Felicia Gillespie joins Kevin to tell stories about living with Pat Dixon. Richard Leland Neal gets a long stretch for his missing-cats saga and a cold canned ravioli 'struggle meal,' which leads Patrick into a lesson on making real chili. The back half covers Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan on Chad's show, where they argue over Chad's debate challenge to Pat Dixon, Chad's bike gets stolen for the third time, and the talk turns to Grown Ups 3 and Brian Landon producing Chad's special.
