GIRTHDAY PARTY! Hashtag Blessed!
You’ll be old one day. Patrick turns 47 on Veterans Day and goes live anyway, starting with a leaking water heater and an update on the search for a Hackamania 2027 venue after things with the Plaza fell through. Charles Chance calls in with the story of his job interview at a turkey processing plant, and then Patrick revisits the old Waffle House pull-drop-mark training video, jelly packets and all. Mersh bans a regular chatter on Rumble and brags about his weigh-in, then takes off the jacket and opens up about loneliness and late-night anxiety. After a stretch of Kevin Brennan and Ray DeVito on MLC, Patrick previews Chad Zumock’s Dry Bar special until a Content ID match briefly takes the stream down. The rest of the night is a run of old corporate training videos from Subway, Montgomery Ward, Game Crazy, Toys R Us and RadioShack, with stops for Summer Sinclair and a rambling video about awards along the way. …