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🎃 BOO-GA OOGA: A Nobody Likes Onions Halloween Experience

October 31, 2026

It’s time for our very own monster mash! Patrick almost canceled tonight’s Halloween show because he was feeling rough, but he powered through, and hanging out with the Onion Army helped him feel better. Let’s watch Kevin Brennan and his band of merry dum dums waste their Saturday night getting along on Misery Loves Company, gang! KarmicX’s vampire impression sucks, and his eyeliner and Kevin’s teeth get a much closer look than either of them would probably like. Sorcerer explains his Hackamania travel routine, Kevin is only now finding out about the $1,000 Hackamania tickets, and the MLC panel wonders whether Chad Zumock’s new romance is just a way to get people to stop talking about his special. Then we move to Chad’s emergency show, where Chad’s insane new story about a woman he was dating makes no sense. He says he met her at a show in Sarasota, and from there the story involves one date by the bay, a famous father who turns out not to be her real father, a stepmother she blocked, plans for a trip to St. Augustine, a breakup over text, and Chad telling her that her safety is now secure. Patrick explains why he thinks Chad will never have a girlfriend, wonders whether Chad can read his own analog clock, and points out that Chad complaining about being contacted is a lot like the emails Chad used to send him. Chad’s show ends with a walk-and-talk in the rain about anonymous threats and a possible police report, and along the way he admits his venue was free, which raises new questions about where the GoFundMe money went. …

BONUS: Wednesday Morning Hang!

October 1, 2026

It’s HUNCHDAY, so come hang out with Patty the Squid! That’s a new nickname I’m trying to get going. Pretty cool, eh? This is a quick morning pop-in before a busy day of house stuff. Patrick gives an update on his iPhone battery, the new flooring, and the move, and explains that the membership money is going toward tile. Chad Zumock goes live right as the show starts, so we watch him cover Anthony Cumia’s run-in outside Rodney’s one more time, now with newly released police bodycam footage, while Chad calls Anthony a liar. When Chad’s stream goes quiet, Patrick switches over to Mersh, who talks about making amends with people from his past. Mersh also mocks an AI promo video and a show billing itself as the Howard Stern of pro wrestling, and Patrick points out that Mersh’s own show leans on the same dated shock-jock style. Along the way there’s a debate about who the main character of Tires is and a few new Get Along Gang jokes. …

August 13, 2026: Haley Done Did It Now! THE TURN!

September 21, 2026

You’re not gonna believe it! We’re weaving webs and walking on ’em barefoot out here! It’s late, I’m tired, and you deserve whatever I have left in the tank. Come catch me up since you know it all, nerd! Patrick’s back is wrecked after two long days at the house, so he finally sits down with Haley’s long tell-all on Pretty Antisocial about the old arrest record Aaron Imholte read on the Steel Toe Morning Show. Two callers weigh in on how informant cases work, and chat has plenty of questions about the gaps in her story. Then Aaron comes back with an arrest warrant, an indictment and a plea agreement that he says contradict Haley’s account, and Patrick explains why this win means so much to him. Patrick also declares war on Blind Mike for borrowing his take on clippers, then watches Haley join Pat Dixon, where everyone is still talking about Pat’s bed. He wraps up with some honest advice for Haley about walking away from the fight. …

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: July 24, 2026 – The Hunch is Back!

September 21, 2026

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe!

This week: Patrick returns after time away to find Aaron vowing to retire the rally segment and planning a cornhole tournament for the Steel Toe anniversary. Much of Aaron’s week goes to attacking Moody’s volunteer work. The crew walks through his double standards, the message Moody sent through Keanu C. Thompson, and Karl’s still-unanswered requests to come on Aaron’s show. Karl brings a court update on new harassment restraining order filings against Aaron, and Moody shows a graph of Aaron’s falling goal hit rate along with a searchable Steel Toe archive he has built. Later, Aaron rations his air conditioning, melts down over Rumble buffering complaints and restarts his stream, cleans his kids’ bathroom, and gives another boring-old-dad speech. The episode closes with Aaron’s prank call to a spa, which he later insists was a setup. …

Members Only: July 3, 2026

September 21, 2026

Patrick returns for a Members Only show after nearly three months laid up with his back, and he starts by catching up on Supertips and memberships. Much of the first hour is about Chad Zumock's copyright strike on the channel. YouTube rejected Patrick's counterclaim, and his attorney has since sent Chad a demand letter, so Patrick lays out what he would bring to court if Chad doesn't remove the strike. He then goes through two days of KarmicX streams, starting with Karmic crying that his life is over after his breakup with Felicia Gillespie and ending with Karmic announcing a day later that he is off the market again. Along the way, Patrick updates the chat on his new adjustable bed, his physical therapy and the skin on his back that he damaged with a heating pad. In the back half, Chad hits the GoFundMe goal for his comedy special live on stream, and Patrick breaks down the thank-you speech, the missing venue and date, and where the $8,300 might go. The show closes with Chad on Kevin Brennan's stream, where Kevin plays a Josh Denny clip about Patrick's 2011 arrest, and Patrick goes through it claim by claim to set the record straight.

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Members Only: September 18, 2026

September 18, 2026

Patrick starts with house talk, including a meltdown over flooring installers who laid identical planks right next to each other, then settles in for a Southern family cooking channel's chicken spaghetti. From there it's Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan on MLC, where Chad spends a good chunk of the show insisting Patrick faked his YouTube strike, calls him a liar who buys Teslas and houses, and then admits the strike went through after all. Kevin's leaked texts asking Dave Sarah to go undercover in the very public NLO Discord get a full read, along with Dave's reasonable pushback and a debate over doing the wall one last time before the move. After that, Patrick turns down the lights for a haunted house video about "the fuzzy man." The night closes with a police bodycam of a bus passenger meltdown and a long DUI bodycam that G-Rob sent in, where a driver insists her sheriff friend will get her out of it.

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BONUS: Chad Zumock Strikes Mid-Show! Anthony Cumia Bodycam! Mersh on AI Slop!

September 16, 2026

Chad Zumock struck this show for a copyright violation. These strikes are not made in good faith, and Chad has admitted on many occasions that his reasons for doing it have nothing to do with copyright law. Because his strike made the original unavailable, here is the show in its entirety. Patrick pops on for a quick session between house errands, thanks Dan G for 50 gifted memberships, and gives an update on the move, the flooring, and his phone battery. Then Chad goes live, so we watch him dig back into Anthony Cumia’s February run-in on the streets of New York, this time with newly released police bodycam footage that doesn’t show much we hadn’t already seen. Partway through, Chad goes silent behind his memes and drops off his stream, and it looks like he’s filling out strike forms again. While we wait, Patrick watches Mersh talk about making amends with people from his past, settles a debate about who the main guy on Tires really is, and listens to Mersh tear into an AI promo for Monty and the Pharaoh. Before the show can wrap up, the NLO stream gets struck live. …

September 14, 2026: Chad Zumock Wants Court! KarmicX VS. Shuli! KB Calls Dr. Steve!

September 14, 2026

Patrick is living at the new house with the contractors this week, so we keep a camera on the renovation while we catch up on the Dabbleverse. Kevin Brennan spends his stream complaining about YouTube strikes and the hunchback, then prank calls Dr. Steve and gives out his information on the air. KarmicX tells his audience he is thinking about quitting streaming for a 9-to-5 job, and Richard Leland Neal finally drinks a Buzzball that has been sitting in his fridge since last year. Chad Zumock skips the Browns game to protect his sobriety, comments on Patrick’s health and files another strike against the channel live on his show. Chad also explains why he wanted to call April at her new job and thanks Gustav for offering to pay for a lawsuit against Patrick. To finish, we watch Shuli Egar join KarmicX and Cardiff for a conversation that starts out friendly and falls apart once Felicia Gillespie comes up. Karmic ends up challenging Shuli to do a solo hour on him and can’t remember which of his ears is pierced. It’s Membership Monday too, so one lucky member gets to name Patrick’s bidet. …