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SPA SHOW! Get Wet, Dwerbs! (September 1, 2023)

Splish splash, I was taking a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
A rub dub, just relaxing in the tub
Thinking everything was alright

Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door, and then a
Splish, splash, I jumped back in the bath
Well, how was I to know there was a party going on?

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NLO 1403: Spa Sabotage

Patrick is back from the road, has stories about it, and has some new steam to vent about his recent white people problem. Patrick recounts his drive from Oklahoma back to Las Vegas, powered by a combination of sheer will and prescription medication. Patrick has been waiting for the day his glorious swim spa would arrive for over 9 months now. After several delays from the factory, the sales people, the electrical permitting, and the HOA, it’s finally arrived. But nothing goes smoothly when you’re dealing with contractors, and Patrick’s march towards swimming freedom has been no different. It’s a tale of miscommunication, mistrust, dead moms and dead cats, incompetence and ultimately theft. You won’t want to miss this midnight hang. Call your mom. Tell her my mom said it was ok.