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January 27, 2025: Aaron Imholte STILL THINKS He’s A RADIO MAN! Donkeylips GETS WIFI In His Head?

Aaron Imholte insists that the woman who lets him make peen bubbles inside her holes is not controlling the show, and influencing its direction, but we think the noodle-armed grifter protests too much! Watch as the physically-abusive manipulator explains out loud how he is changing his show to be more radio-friendly for the masses. Michael Ray Bowers aka Donkeylips of Nickelodeon fame thinks that he is picking up wifi signals with his body, and we can’t wait to see what that’s all about. Summer Sinclair wants to diversify a holiday puppet show.

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January 24, 2025: COACH Goes To COURT? Is Aaron Imholte Headed To A JURY TRIAL?

Aaron Imholte won’t take whatever deal he is being offered by the state, and now he could be headed for a trial in front of a jury. Could this be the stupidest thing he’s ever done, or is Aaron confident in his ability to represent himself in court like they do in the movies? The Dabbleverse is in flux, with enemies and friends mixing and mingling, and it’s tough to tell how it’s all going to shake out. One thing is certain – the Super Bowl weekend event is shaping up to create a lot of drama. Patrick isn’t sure he even wants it anymore. Can’t we all just get along?

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January 22, 2025: Chad Zumock is ALL FILLER NO KILLER! Pussy Comic REFUNDS Patrick’s Ticket LIVE!

Chad Zumock is coming up on the event that is sure to define his comeback arc after the event that arguably was part of his bottom just one year ago. Will the wannabe comedian fulfill his destiny to throw a live event in everyone’s face? Only a shaky pig’s alcoholic blunder-brain will show us in time! Aaron Imholte pushes back his felony revenge porn charges as he hopes for a settlement that doesn’t land him behind bars or labeled as a felon for the rest of his time on the earth. That would most certainly not be another win for the toe!

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January 20, 2025: Make AC Great Again! Jill Carlson Loses It! Is Bower Leaving LA?

Chad Zumock is putting everything on the line to cover up the fact that he’s using Kevin Brennan for a free trip to suck Jim Florentine’s Super Bowl soup spoon. Aaron Imholte has given up trying to convince people Patrick is a bad guy because of Supertip malpractice or untoward allegation of the most unsavory kind. He’s moved on to pointing out how ugly Patrick is instead. Michael Ray Bower may be leaving Los Angeles? Say it ain’t so! And will Patrick ever get to that pesky PO Box mail from December?

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THIS LITTLE PIGGY! A Steel Toe COACHING Show! (January 17, 2025)

Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn’t a coach, doesn’t work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.

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January 17, 2025: Steel Toe WRECKED Over Coaching Reputation! The Gym CONFIRMS He’s NOT A COACH!

Aaron Imholte is really unraveling over the revelation of his boxing repuatation being a complete fabrication. After verified word from his gym that he isn’t a coach, doesn’t work with youth boxers at all, and has never been qualified or asked to be a coach in any capacity, Aaron is scrambling to rebuild his identity with this new information now being public. From arguing about what a coach is, to implying that his gym has been letting him coach without a certification, Aaron is determined to throw friends and alliances under the bus to preserve his personality as a wise old boxing mentor.

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January 15, 2025: Is Aaron Imholte OK? Steel Toe BREAKING DOWN In Arguments With NOBODY!

Aaron Imholte has had an interesting few days. After issuing yet another boxing challenge because he was FEELING too much and backing down in real time, Aaron has rewritten history several times with new excuse after new excuse. The latest round of rumors has Aaron scrambling to preserve his reputation, as the coach at his boxing gym clarifies that Aaron isn’t a coach and has never been a coach. He hang around and offers advice and help, unsolicited, to other members. And now he’s making up more and more enemies to own, as if the shortcomings of others have anything to do with his lies.

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January 10, 2025: Aaron Imholte RUNS AWAY Again! The HEAP At HACKAMANIA!

Patrick was just casually watching Steel Toe this morning with a few hundred of his closest nerds, and Aaron Imholte’s emotional insecurity got the best of him again! Watch as Aaron opts out of using his words to explain his feelings and fantasizes again about boxing Patrick and all his haters. Patrick immediately accepts, and Aaron starts putting on stipulations and trying to back out due to trust issues. This marks the second time Aaron Imholte has backed down from a challenge to box Patrick Melton that he himself issued in the heat of an emotional bout of feels. By the end of the show, Imholte was telling his Steel Toe sycophants that Melton had declined his offer to fight, completely shrouding himself in delusion.

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January 8, 2025: MENTAL CHILLNESS! AARON IMHOLTE Invited To HACKAMANIA!?Joey C Refuses HIS Terms!

Patrick cannot take it anymore! Jill Carlson must be discussed! What is it about nutjobs with causes that makes them think they’re actually accomplishing something? Listen up and gather around to hear a story about a woman betrayed by her family and the government of an entire town. See if you can make sense of it! Kevin Brennan thinks Patrick is making up a source about Blade and his probability of sabotaging the AC event. Who knows what to believe as Patrick reveals more details! Joey C calls in and won’t accept Patrick’s offer to settle for the very thing he’s asking Patrick for, proving once and for all how dumb he is. Aaron Imholte has been a busy boy, and Patrick wants to catch up with you. Aaron is clipping again. Patrick invites Aaron to Hackamania and offers to cut him in like one of the boys! Mersh is having lots of internet problems and can’t stop yelling at his chat, which means he’s just like Patrick!

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May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he’s miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!

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NLO 1444: Kill Carlson (aka Jill Tony)

Everyone is living in their own insane little bubble and Nobody Likes Onions is here to cover it all! On this show, Patrick roasts comedian Trixx for his woke virtue-signalling, Big Irish Jay for his towel usage, and Lindsay Glazer for a WHOLE LOT of reasons we can’t even begin to describe. We breakdown the Jill Carlson appearance on Kill Tony at Skankfest Las Vegas in a fair and measured manner. Rokfin needs someone to guide them to success. Patrick talks about a lot of people cryptically to avoid virtual eye contact. Men in our society are acting bonkerz. Cool Cat has a new project and is looking for people to join in. Did we mention Lindsay Glazer may be a loon?