NLO Shows

May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly Corncob Jesse “Kid” Ever ATTACKS!

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you how well he is doing, and how he’s miles ahead of any perceived competition. Patrick received a message from a comedian that is very charged and threatening, and maybe we should look in to this internet tough man and draw some conclusions!

NLO Shows

NLO 1444: Kill Carlson (aka Jill Tony)

Everyone is living in their own insane little bubble and Nobody Likes Onions is here to cover it all! On this show, Patrick roasts comedian Trixx for his woke virtue-signalling, Big Irish Jay for his towel usage, and Lindsay Glazer for a WHOLE LOT of reasons we can’t even begin to describe. We breakdown the Jill Carlson appearance on Kill Tony at Skankfest Las Vegas in a fair and measured manner. Rokfin needs someone to guide them to success. Patrick talks about a lot of people cryptically to avoid virtual eye contact. Men in our society are acting bonkerz. Cool Cat has a new project and is looking for people to join in. Did we mention Lindsay Glazer may be a loon?