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BONUS: Getting Weird and Looping

Patrick has a looper and it’s Friday night, so why not get together and see what happens about it? Thanks so much for making NLO a part of your being! Some guy tries to get Patrick into a crypto scam called VECHAIN! Patrick has some vodka for a change. A troll throws money at the show and claims victory! We talk about the Established Titles scam with a real scotsman. We get in to how insane Kanye West is, and someone in the chat brings up a video that Kanye was in about Joe Rogan and mechanical bees. I’m not sure what’s edited and what’s real, but one thing is for sure – Kanye is bananas on a level we can’t begin to comprehend.

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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 3, 2022)

The midterms are next week and the state of this country is truly depressing. Our choices are limited and our fundamentals are flawed. Patrick spend the majority of the show discussing the broken system and rampant denial of reality that seems to be affecting everyone in America in modern times. Kanye West fans have decided to raise money on crowdfunding platform GoFundMe for the rapper to return him to billionaire status. The fundraiser has been removed but that hasn’t stop the narcissism greed train from continuing on the platform. Affirmative action may be the one thing we all fundamentally agree about but will never vote together on. Hot cookies don’t come easy.

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Melton in the Morning (Nov. 1, 2022

Patrick does a quick introduction for Rokfin people, and explains that this show will be improving slowly. A transgender woman buys the Miss Universe pageant. Costco is selling a 60,000 piece puzzle. Hollywood is being overrun by the homeless and no one seems to care. The grossest man ever is dead, possibly from trying to be clean. People are snapping at parties and shooting people. Why can’t people just have wild conspiracies and believe nonsense anymore? The Paul Pelosi thing has some weird details and there’s something amiss. Kanye West is pouring money in to something called the Ecosystem. Kindness is overrated.

NLO Shows

NLO 1375: Stonky Kong

Patrick is settling in to the new studio, and while there’s still a lot of adjustments to make, there’s even more crap to talk about that’s happened in the past couple of months. Patrick has finally gotten a haircut, and he wants you to know about it. We talk about all the recent market moves, from the recent GameStop peaking to the latest developments in Bitcoin. Patrick wants to get a Tesla, and he thinks Bill Gates is jealous of Elon Musk. We skim the top of some political stuff, and Patrick gets outraged at the though of others having opinions, as usual. The Super Bowl was a massacre, but Patrick loved it.

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NLO 1332: Simon Says

Patrick is up in the middle of the night to connect with comedian George Dimarelos in Melbourne, Australia. George gives Patrick the honest truth about what the rest of the world thinks about America during this pandemic. The duo remembers easier times at comedy festivals months ago. Patrick expresses frustration about the coronavirus testing process, and still has no results yet. Kanye is running for president and we aren’t sure whether to take it seriously.

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NLO 1223: Hamiltrump

Irish comedian Collum Tyrell joins Shooby and Patrick in studio. We’re all still adjusting to the impending reality of an America under leadership of Donald Trump. Patrick thinks the millennials are poor losers because of

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NLO 1172: Steel Sealed

Patrick is in the studio solo once again after a weekend in the mountains. Sippin’ on show juice, he recounts his weekend at the casino performing for cougars of all ages – mostly old. We

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AS 926 – Ken Barnard

Ken Barnard sticks around for an aftershow. We talk about Kanye West, Siri, and take your calls Download MP3      … This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS only.Log In SUBSCRIBE NOW and get instant

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Aftershow 746 – Josh Denny

Josh Denny is in the studio and his shirt is coming off. Gay photoshopping starts right away. Patrick and Josh play with the autotune voice thingy. They review the comedy of a comic they met…

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NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times

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NLO 453: Tweeting for God

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again.