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October 3, 2023 – Fans Are Getting INSANE! Summer Sinclair BOMBS! Melton MELTDOWN!

Come join Patrick and a cast of puppet characters as they act out the entire Wizard of Oz! You’re going to love the way Dorothy sings the hits! Seriously grab a Starburst and sit grandma by the air conditioner because ish is about to get fire af tonight boi! No seriously though, who knows what could happen. Patrick has so much dirt he could build some sort of dirt business or something!

NLO Shows

September 15, 2023 – RECALIBRATE! Patrick Ain’t Well, Ray DeVito CANNOT Follow ANYTHING!

Another week, and there’s just not enough hours in the day to comb through the mental illness on the internet! But we are here for it if you are, so let’s just make the most of it! Patrick has a headache that has been plaguing him all night and doesn’t want to be here. Flatcat Jessica in the chat has some helpful advice that triggers a classing Melton Meltdown! Can we please do anything right? The gifted memberships and chat generosity lure Patrick in to sticking around. Why are so many super stickers birds? Ray DeVito loses his cool on Carlos Danger right before his big trip to Detroit. Can Ray get out of his own way? Will anyone stand up and start telling Ray the truth? Will Ray stop self-sabotaging and making excuses? Let’s all pray about it while Patrick lulls you into a calm by talking about his latest brisket.

Aftershow Video

Aftershow 1452: Neil Degrasse Tyson Meltdown

Neil deGrasse Tyson has a complete meltdown on a podcast when confronted with facts and data regarding the big pandemic shot, and it does not sit well with the Internet. Emotional, flailing and unable to self-soothe, Tyson spirals out and we are here for it! Did you know he’s a scientist? He will remind everyone over and over, so don’t worry! “Okay. By the way, I’m — I’m not claiming to be the expert on all this. I read all the same things you have. But I’m a scientist, so I read it as a scientist. Okay. They were trials. That’s what the point of phase 1, 2, 3 trials are all about. They’re tested enough to get data on how to then advise the larger population. Yes, It was tested. For you to say it wasn’t tested, is a gap between your awareness and understanding, how things work and what actually happened.”

Bonus Stuff

BONUS: Thai’s Money Meltdown!

We’ve got a pair of dolphins doing stunts over here and if there’s time we will be visiting a local ice creamery to see how our favorite treat goes from a cow to your cone! Jkjk there’s a lot of technical issues lately and we try to work through them. Patrick talks briefly about his experience going to Wiseguys open mic. We tune in to the Ocha Bar open mic for a bit, to see how it’s going without Thai’s main lackey there to do everything. Thai has trouble operating a clock and engaging the crowd. Casper saves the day with jokes, energy and professionalism. Thai runs on stage to melt down for the second time in three weeks to his live audience about Patrick and about not getting enough money.