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Come join Patrick for some laughs and we will go over all reports of the happenings from NYC at Rodney's comedy club with the convergence of the four fathers of the Dabbleverse.

Patrick's been out of town, and sick, and you haven't gotten the members only fix you deserve. Let's fix that tonight, you filthy animals!

It's Friday and that's good enough for me! Come hang out and see where our adventures take us on the last weekend before half of the Dabbleverse heads off to Atlantic City for some shenanigans!

At midnight, the old hallway whispered my name. I followed the sound to the attic, where dust floated like pale stars. In a cracked mirror, I saw myself standing behind me, smiling. My reflection raised a finger to its lips. Then the lights went out, and cold hands gripped my shoulders. In the darkness, I realized the house had finally remembered who died there.

Don't tell your friends. They don't want none of this.

Don't tell your friends. They don't want none of this.

Alas, poor heart, why beat’st thou thus in vain,
As though thy sound could summon bygone hours?
The past lies mute, a tomb no tear may wake,
And yet I knock, a fool at memory’s gate.
Hope doth still dress itself in tatter’d faith,
And bids me trust tomorrow’s borrowed light.
If I must walk, then let me walk awake,
Not dreaming crowns where only dust may sit.

Slap your momma, slap her good! Slap her like a good boy should. Milk it nice, milk it well. See your momma go to hello, everyone!

What a week! Let's all get together for some laughs with some unexpected twists and turns down a road less traveled. Everyone you know will be so jealous that you're here, and you can use that leverage to make millions in the market! Shutup!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Patrick is tired but this is what you people demand, so he's gonna give it to ya! Join your favorite pals for fun in the sun, or fight in the night. Whatever you need it to be, it shall be. None of this makes sense.

Karl is getting lots of flack for today's TLP, but we should really focus on how much Moody dropped the ball! Booooo! Right guys? Come join Patrick for a Members Only romp to get our minds right and forget this horrible tragedy!

It's Halloween, so grab your candy and come have a ball! Don't be a milk dud about it.

Patrick got up early for a one-minute hearing and really needs to sleep. But it's important to give the members what they crave! So sleep can come later. For now, let's just laugh at the internet like a couple of tweens!

It's a great day in the USA! Justice has prevailed! So put some canteen money in your account, fire up your tablet, and let's get cooking!

It's a Members Only show! We are gonna watch Josh & Momma, some ethnic cooking, some fat people, and catch up with DonkeyLips! Adam Busch joins for a bit! Come on down and enjoy the home-cooked comedy!

Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage through time a space.

This is a members only show!