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WE GOT ‘EM! Is A Hunchback RUINING An Old Man’s Life?

Kevin Brennan is grumpy! Join Patrick with your opinions and thoughts! We would LOVE to know what you think. Kevin Brennan is VERY nervous about Atlantic City, and is threatening to not come! Why, KB? What are you so scared of? The logic is falling apart, and the old man is losing focus. Come count my money and bring your kids for a ride down the old curved-spine slide of terror!

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February 6, 2024: EXCUSES Are Mounting! SOMEONE Is Counting! Who’s Afraid of the Dark!?

Let’s get muddy! Night time NLO can get weird, so make sure you bring your boots. We go over the latest insanity revolving around the upcoming massacre in Atlantic City. Chad Zumock panics about some mystery text and Patrick gets blamed for it somehow. Why won’t Patrick address some picture Kevin’s Brennan posted? Kate Meaney wants to leave the dabbleverse but she’s coming to Atlantic City? Kevin finds out Ray is performing at Hackamania and almost does a backflip. What more could you ask for in the festivities before the BIG GAME! Pour yourself a glass of Death Piggy vodka and come along for an adventure!

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February 2, 2024: HACKAMANIA! Kevin Brennan DOUBLE’S DOWN On SENILE! Aaron Imholte STEEL TOE Tattoo!

It’s Friday, and Patrick can’t seem to reach escape velocity from the Kevin Brennan insanity vortex. Today we try to put a button on the issues? What is Kevin Brennan afraid of? What is really happening to his money? Why is he so angry that he has forgone logic to align himself with nonsense? Only time will tell. One this is for sure – Kevin is big mad and that has the dull-brained blips around him chimping out with nonsense. We try to finish Chad’s drunk show from Tuesday, and also visit some great Chad memories from the days when he thought he was going to be somebody. Plus we have your tattoo ideas for Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show, and HACKAMANIA news!

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January 30, 2024: Is KEVIN BRENNAN Okay? Steel Toe Is SUPER NASTY! Sketti Tooth Birthday!

Patrick brings receipts so everything can watch Kevin Brennan transform in to a cope baby right before their very eyes. Watch how 72 hours makes one-time successful comedian Kevin Brennan turns from a braggadocios confident man in to a confused, angry man regretting painting himself in to a corner. We take a final look at “the bet” before putting Kevin’s dementia to bed as it pertains to this issue. Aaron Imholte proves that he has given up on his radio dream and settled in to begging to not get a real job. Watch as his wife tells us about how he keeps her up late eating spaghetti in bed and blasting music. The midnight carb curmudgeon is back, and this time it isn’t mac salad!

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January 29, 2024: MEEK MEN MONDAY! Kevin Brenna CAN’T STOP LYING About How Well He’s Doing!

It’s the start of another week, and this one will see us through to the beginning of February and usher in a new era of excitement as Kevin Brennan’s Atlantic City meetup. Kevin Brennan screamed again about his numbers, proclaiming he will send them to anyone who asks, only to backtrack immediately and begin issuing challenges and excuses for his lack of follow-through. Steel Toe Morning Show is off to a whimper of a start this week, as both Johnny and April stand Aaron up, and the professional broadcaster resorts to sheepishly reading the chat room and faking his way through another morning of an excuse for entertainment. You decide whether or not the talent is genuine or if this pretend radio man is nearing the end of his make-believe career.

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BONUS! Kevin Brennan Finds ANGER ANTIDOTE & Forgets All About The Mandolincident!

Kevin Brennan is back baby! And this time he brought a little oriental girl! Peng Deng and Chad WRECK Kevin’s superhats – we have the embarrassing total! We finish this morning’s watch of yesterday’s anger and obsession, which of course has completely subsided today. Jason Bently PUNISHES Kevin for his continued disregard for the popular consensus of the people. Kevin hate’s polls, but polls help provide guidance and course correction in time of trouble. Will Kevin ever learn, or will he continue to act like a dinosaur, shaking his fist at the meteors raining down upon him.

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January 25, 2024: “THE MANDOLINCIDENT” – Kevin Brennan Goes WILD Over Nothing!?

It’s Thursday, and one day off has turned in to another hot story in the Dabbleverse! People are sharing a video of Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? doing a livestream and sharing a moment with his wife on camera. Karl has also gotten upset recently about attacks on his family by Stuttering John. Who is in the right? Is more going on here than meets the eye? Let’s get in to it. Plus, Patrick wants to catch up with some of our best creeps to find out how the new year is treating them. There’s gold in this here show, and you should go grab a pan and help us find some nuggets, cowpoke!

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January 5, 2024: Kevin Brennan SCARED? Chad Zumock LOOPS Ogain!

Kevin Brennan is full wackadoo and it’s funnier than ever! Chad Zumock tries a new time slot and runs away from his own shadow. Watch as the once-bold mudshark folds and runs away in seconds. Kate Meaney asks the internet if she should do a podcast, confirming that she is deeper in her own delusion than the last man to sprinkle seed deep inside her colon. Steel Toe is doing their Rumble Friday best to get you excited about what’s coming up on the show today. Watch the life drain out of April before your very eyes as Mooby regales her with movie quotes and act outs that seem to make her physically ill. Why are these guys so confused about what is? Let’s try to get to the bottom of things!

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January 2, 2024: Is RAY DEVITO Improving? Kate Meaney LOVES Narcotics? Chad’s Drunk NYE Tantrum

It’s a new year, but don’t tell that to the biggest dopes in the dummyverse. Chad Zumock boycotts his new zaddy last minute and spends New Year’s Eve alone angry tweeting. Don’t worry – he deleted them all later, like a real panini. Kate Meaney loves comedy and loves hanging out with friends on podcasts! She has nothing to say but she has so much fun anyway! She definitely doesn’t have daddy issues and probably doesn’t definitely have a giant nose candy problem! Ray Devito is good for laughs for the foreseeable future, and that’s good news for us. A perpetual well of laughs for the most rugged amongst us! He wouldn’t know how to act normal if it fell off a truck.

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NLO NEW YEARS TOOKIE-TACULAR! Laughs, Surprises, Fun Times With Friends!

Come ring in 2024 with your friends until the end, Patrick and Tookie! There’s so much to be thankful for in 2023, and we plan to go over some of the biggest moments and create even MORE content about them! It’s the never ending spiral of the Dabbleverse! What does the new year hold for some of our favorites? Will Kevin Brennan keep inventing things that didn’t happen to get mad at? Will Chad ever fight his own battles, or will he continue to drink himself in to a stupor and point to the past in a desperate search for relevancy? How will the Atlantic City meetup play out in February? Will Ray close the deal with the blubbery-armed skin-tagged Kate Meaney? Will any of this even matter? There’s only one way to find out! Hold your breath and we will see you on the other side!

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MEMBERS ONLY: Friday Night MLC BREAKDOWN! Agents of CHAOS!

It’s FRIDAY night, and it’s never been more angry in the air! Tongiht we break down some of the lies told by failed comedienne Chad Zumock, and his new adopted father Kevin Brennan. The grift train keeps on cooking, so don’t even come around here if you’re poor, you sad sacks of soylent! Tonight – Patrick notices a new tick that Chad has developed, we lol as hard as possible at Chad’s constant hoop-jumping, as well as the equipment he’s hoarding for his new studio. And most of all we can’t help but focus on whatever the fork it is Chad keep doing with DAT MOUF!

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December 28, 2023: Chad Zumock’s DESPERATE Show! Geno & Kiki CAVE! Kevin Is SCARED? WHOA!

The new year has the miseryverse in a spiral, and everyone seems to have forgotten their characters and lines! But too much snow and indoor light can make anyone nutty enough to forget their place. Kevin Brennan is completely off his rocker and cannot be helped. Chad Zumock has so much to prove to nobodies of people that he has booked one of his “cucks” to do his sad Atlantic City spitefest. How many tickets will sell to this garbage fire in the armpit of AC? Bob Levy has Kevin Brennan scared. Geno Bisconte and his girl are down to make a cool $200. Ray Devito stands his ground and rejects Chad’s show offers, but does anyone’s word mean anything anymore? Spoiler alert! NO!

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December 15, 2023 PART 2: Let’s Get It Poppin Fresh! The After-MLC Breakdown!

Many hours have passed and the landscape has changed. Chad Zumock and Kate Meaney have been emboldened by the recent backlash of Kevin Brennan on Patrick. After gushing for weeks and calling him the sheriff of the dabbleverse, the worm has turned and Patrick is seemingly on the outs with the pink hot dog man. But Kevin doesn’t need Patrick. He has Ray, and Kate Meaney, and let’s not forget his number one son, Chad Zumock. Kevin says Patrick shouldn’t come to Atlantic City, but how could the Big Onion miss this party? It’s on in Atlantic City baby! Let’s wrap up the week and try to smooth things over on this second installment of the Friday Onion program. Kick back and relax with Melton and the kids! There’s no reason to be upset. This has all been a big misunderstanding!

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December 15, 2023 PART 1: KEVIN BRENNAN is MEAN! I’ll RUIN Your Life OLD MAN! Jkjk PO Box Friday!

It’s’ Friday, and while there may be a peace settling over the Joey C and Melton feud, Kevin Brennan seems wound up about something else. Patrick woke up to a text calling him a pathetic piece of poo, but your guess is as good as anyone’s as to what it’s about. It seems like Kevin likes to be the guy investigating and asking questions, but he cannot handle the heat when it’s thrown back on him. How much of this show will be about Kevin Brennan? It’s hard to say. Friday’s are loose around here. just like every other day of the week. We’ve got a PO Box update and maybe some more from your favorites. Who knows what Friday has to offer? Don’t miss it!