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September 23, 2026: Granny Calls In From the Hospital! Chad Zumock Needs a Crew! Dave Sarah vs. KB!

September 23, 2026

Hackamania 2027 tickets are on sale now at hackamania.com, and they are limited. Dave Sarah explains why he released his messages with Kevin Brennan, while Kevin keeps holding on to Chad Zumock. Chad goes live from the road on his drive back to Tampa, reading chat and blocking people as he drives. Rocco thinks he has found the secret date for Chad’s comedy special, but Chad’s own Facebook post shows he still needs cameras, editors and sound people. Karl Hamburger checks Kevin’s claims, and Kevin says some ugly things about Patrice O’Neal and Greg Giraldo. We catch up on Granny’s serious car accident through Pat Dixon, Bob Levy and Lemmi, and then hear Granny call in from his hospital bed. There’s also a new Supertip Chrome extension for StreamYard users, and the last show in this studio is Friday. …

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: August 14, 2026 – Anniversary Slow! Haley Hyperventilation! More Misses!

September 21, 2026

Join Patrick from Nobody Likes Onions, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie from the Bedabbler Network, and Moody as they cope and seethe for hours about the goings on of Aaron Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show in St. Cloud, Minnesota. This week is sure to be just another win for the toe! Aaron’s 12th anniversary show turned out to be a cornhole tournament at Stony’s, and Chad Zumock’s call to the karaoke company revealed that the party wrapped up at 7:30. Aaron insists there was never a comedy show, Moody shares photos of the turnout, and we look at the prize money. Most of Aaron’s week went to Haley’s old court records, so we get into how he handled it, how Haley handled it, and some old texts from Aaron’s past that surfaced in the Discord. Aaron also tries to get on Mersh’s good side and gets a long tirade in return. The night ends with a two-hour push for the goal, a surprise 50 gifted memberships, and Aaron and Oz prank calling his old radio station. …

KB & ME: The Chad Zumock Story

September 21, 2026

Are we doing it? We are doing it! What should we do? Patrick didn’t do it! Chad Zumock cuts his own show short as soon as he sees Patrick watching, then spends the afternoon with Kevin Brennan on MLC talking about Patrick, Pat Dixon, Bob Levy and Rocco’s Lil KB sniping them. Patrick tells the story of Chad wrecking the house where he stayed while opening for Patrick, gives props to a BYB panel with Anthony Cumia, and answers chat’s questions about his back and the house he’s buying in Las Vegas, including a Goldfold Supertip about the deed and a find-the-house challenge that chat actually solves. Kevin accuses Patrick of handing out free Supertips after Rocco gets a $1,000 tip, argues with Chad over an old booking, and then spends a long stretch calling comedians who mostly don’t pick up. Adam Busch sends Kevin a video arguing he’s turning into Stuttering John. Patrick wraps up with Nickel, a look at Mersh and Icedancer, and Ethan Ralph’s homesick vacation tweets. …

Members Only: July 17, 2026

September 21, 2026

Patrick opens with a mock $995,000 fundraiser for a leaky, root-filled fixer-upper, then drops the bit to explain that he really is buying a house in Las Vegas and expects to close in early August. After a long round of Supertips and house questions, he checks in on a KarmicX stream about smoking and his free chat, and later on Karmic's marathon karaoke night. Rocco goes live with Comedy Shaman the same night, Jesse from PodAwful and other callers get through, and Patrick joins the show himself to tell Shaman to let the grudge go before Shaman eventually walks off. From there Patrick watches Kevin Brennan on MLC complain about being sniped, and Felicia Gillespie joins Kevin to tell stories about living with Pat Dixon. Richard Leland Neal gets a long stretch for his missing-cats saga and a cold canned ravioli 'struggle meal,' which leads Patrick into a lesson on making real chili. The back half covers Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan on Chad's show, where they argue over Chad's debate challenge to Pat Dixon, Chad's bike gets stolen for the third time, and the talk turns to Grown Ups 3 and Brian Landon producing Chad's special.

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Members Only: March 27, 2026

September 21, 2026

Patrick opens with Hackamania news, including a possible projector hookup from ViewSonic and a listener's VIP ticket up for sale. He then teases what he knows about Rocco and JT's ambitious Tookie Soup show for this year. Moody calls in to explain how Rocco went off and bought everything without asking anyone for input. After Mama and Josh try to make a cobbler without a recipe, the show heads to Las Vegas's Heart Attack Grill, first through an old Nightline report on its owner and then with two YouTubers attempting the nearly 20,000-calorie octuple bypass burger. A chatter sends everyone to a YouTuber named Steeno, who shuts down his live stream when NLO viewers flood him with Super Chats. He later calls in, gets pitched on Supertip and hears the Supertip voice Moody made of him. Along the way Patrick and Moody argue over when the Zipper Fish radio era happened, a police bodycam video shows a woman arrested after pointing a BB gun at kids driving past her house, and Richard Leland Neal shares a strange dream and his thoughts on bug-out bags. The back half of the night is a long watch of Mindy Robinson's documentary Route 91: Uncovering the Cover-Up about the 2017 Las Vegas shooting. Patrick pauses it to share his own memories of that night in Vegas and to debate the details with Eric Stone and Josh from Jersey in chat.

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BONUS: Chad Zumock Strikes Mid-Show! Anthony Cumia Bodycam! Mersh on AI Slop!

September 16, 2026

Chad Zumock struck this show for a copyright violation. These strikes are not made in good faith, and Chad has admitted on many occasions that his reasons for doing it have nothing to do with copyright law. Because his strike made the original unavailable, here is the show in its entirety. Patrick pops on for a quick session between house errands, thanks Dan G for 50 gifted memberships, and gives an update on the move, the flooring, and his phone battery. Then Chad goes live, so we watch him dig back into Anthony Cumia’s February run-in on the streets of New York, this time with newly released police bodycam footage that doesn’t show much we hadn’t already seen. Partway through, Chad goes silent behind his memes and drops off his stream, and it looks like he’s filling out strike forms again. While we wait, Patrick watches Mersh talk about making amends with people from his past, settles a debate about who the main guy on Tires really is, and listens to Mersh tear into an AI promo for Monty and the Pharaoh. Before the show can wrap up, the NLO stream gets struck live. …