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NLO 1298: PB and Jeans

Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete

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NLO 1271: Thank You Kindly

Comedian Matt Markman joins Patrick for a late night show from Las Vegas. Patrick is still adjusting to living in a land of spiders and scorpions. There’s some jokes about pedophiles the probably shouldn’t be

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NLO 1248: Surging and Sorrys

Comedians Will Watkins and James Hesky are braving the NYC heat to hang out today. New York is boiling hot, and our studio has no windows or air conditioning and tons of equipment, so its

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NLO 1244: Boblinson

James Hesky and English fan Bob sit in for Shooby’s last show in NYC! Shooby is off to San Francisco on a cross-country train journey to begin his new life working for Uber. We look

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NLO 1243: Shoober

Shooby joins the show with some big news. The future of the NLO universe is up in the air as we weigh our options. Uber is facing some big public relations nightmares including allegedly spying

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NLO 1234: The Undateables

Patrick does a show with Sean in cold and rainy Liverpool, England. We talk about everything from the insane wind and rain plaguing this God-forsaken city to Uber and how their drivers in London are

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NLO 1225: UberXXX

Comedian Mike Suarez is visiting Brooklyn from San Antonio, Texas. We’re talking about the same thing as the rest of the country this week, which is pretty much just Donald Trump. The Chinese are mad,

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NLO 1157: Almost Kidnapped

Comedian Alli Breen is here, albeit late, with Starbucks in hand. Patrick is impressed with how put-together Alli seems, and Alli lies and says Patrick looks great with his weight loss. We talk about director

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NLO 1154: One of the Greats

Mikala stops by to tell us what she’s been up to, and it’s Tindr. Apparently all you have to do to fast-track your night is be uninteresting. Patrick has a large stack of stories to

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NLO 1091: Wage Fap

Everyone’s favorite boi joins Patrick today via Skype from Los Angeles. The two talk about all of the recent hullabaloo involving the victimization of women. The wage gap. Rape culture. Discrimination in the workplace. Is

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NLO 1014: Shoeber

Shooby makes his return to the show in non-braces glory. Patrick and the Shoobs just returned from the new Jason Bateman movie where he beats a bunch of kids in a spelling bee and is

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NLO 1006: Mal Asian

Comedian and old soul Chris Porter drops in to the studio. Patrick is teaching people how to live in the silence of a joke. Chris is being pretty tolerant of Patrick’s silly mood, despite his

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NLO 1004: Three Musk

Cornell Reid is in the studio and he’s running late. As it turns out, he got a ride home last night and didn’t realize he didn’t have his car until show time. Patrick thinks candy