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NLO 658: Drunk Punk Part 2

April 20, 2011

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and …

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NLO 657: Drunk Punk Part 1

April 17, 2011

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and …

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