Patrick is joined in studio by comedian and idiot connoisseur Ben Gleib. Ben is in New York doing The Today Show and decided to swing through and slum it at Nobody Likes Onions. Patrick and Ben laugh a lot while having a freestyle rap competition, go head-to-head with dueling Bill Clinton impressions, and so much more. We talk about the recent Baltimore riots, and Patrick gets a little too glib for Gleib about the situation. Ben shows off the new Periscope app, and you get permission to use any hashtag you want.