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Election Night 2020 Pt. 2: Biden Starts Slidin’

Patrick continues his exclusive brand of irreverent election coverage with the renewed zest of a man who has recently returned from the toilet. In this FOUR HOUR block, we begin to see Donald Trump surge in some key states to the chagrin of most newscasters. Biden starts to lead in the popular vote, but who cares. Ohio, Florida, Georgia. Everything looks to be coming up Trump!

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Election Night 2020 Pt. 1: Cis is Sus

Patrick straps in for a long day and night of uncertainty and civil unrest. Armed only with weed and a limited knowledge of how the election process works on the whole, and joined by a band of savagely uninformed voters, Patrick tries to make the most of the situation at hand with a retrospective, predictions and more.

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Aftershow 1332 – Kicked Off Twitch!

Steve Curran is the world’s answer to the question, “why can’t we have nice things?” On this after show, Steve calls in, brash as ever, and proceeds to become more and more belligerent, until he whips out a confederate flag and proudly hangs it from his shanty. Unfortunately, he also hangs a little ass in the process. We get dropped off Twitch, Patrick become irate and makes him take the flag down.

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NLO 1328: Are You OK?

Patrick has fallen victim to the worst attack of depression known to man, and only yelling seems to help. Both coronavirus and Black Lives Matter are back for round two at the same time. Alex Ansel checks in to tell us about his gaming channel, how to dodge a scandal, and advice on chairs.

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NLO 1096: Down Periscope

Patrick is joined in studio by comedian and idiot connoisseur Ben Gleib. Ben is in New York doing The Today Show and decided to swing through and slum it at Nobody Likes Onions. Patrick and

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NLO 1063: Great Scott

Comedian Scott Erick joins Patrick for today’s show. Scott is well on his way to being super-smashed, aka drunk as balls. We talk a lot about a story that seems to be polarizing a lot