Patrick is joined in the studio by a young comedian named Cory. Cory Chappo was on an NLO show in NYC a few years ago, and currently lives in Pittsburgh. Cory tells us how he had to flee the comedy community in Florida. Cory gives us advice for how to hit on women on the subway. We meet Sag Mom and it’s underwhelming. Patrick talks about a big incident with Cecily Strong and eggs. Patrick explains how to propose to a woman without having to buy your lady an expensive ring. Just follow the advice in this program.