Comedian Eli Nary returns to the show to finish telling us the story of his breakup. Superfan Nate joins the show as the audience for the day, and he also helps Patrick out with some comedy medicine. Eli and Patrick argue over intelligence in our recent presidents, and then Eli begins to tell one of […]
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It’s a packed studio with Sean from Liverpool, comedian James Hesky, and our own Shooby. We’re frustrated at starting late because of stupid Apple updates, and Patrick is kind of out of his mind on this one. We’ve got a Shooby News update involving toe nails and chili. We get two great stories from James […]
Comedian James Hesky is here to put to rest rumors of his suicide after the election of Donald Trump. We’re sipping on a local New York whisky and talking about what to do with a private jet supposedly being donated for 25 hours of our use. Patrick demands a larger jet with all of the […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by the one and only Shooby. Patrick talks to the young millennial about smoking and drinking. We watch a video of comedian Margaret Cho having a meltdown at a comedy club in New Jersey. We debut a new segment called Hot Shit, where we check out all the Nelly […]
Patrick is joined in the studio by a young comedian named Cory. Cory Chappo was on an NLO show in NYC a few years ago, and currently lives in Pittsburgh. Cory tells us how he had to flee the comedy community in Florida. Cory gives us advice for how to hit on women on the […]
Ya boi D-Fritz visits the studio for one day only to do a show. He’s lucky enough to be around for a therapy session with Patrick and Chip Chip Chris involving a bathroom at a Five Guys burger restaurant. Apparently, Chris isn’t good at being patient and Patrick screams across rooms. The guys went and […]
It’s the middle of the night and a long lost ghost of shows past is here. She hasn’t been seen in a year or so, but she’s here now – it’s Mikala! Maybe you remember her and maybe you don’t. But you will. She’s fresh out of the theatre where she saw Jurassic World, and […]
The show meets the biggest thing since time. These two gigantic bitches eat and waddle around their world while we all just sit in wonder. Featuring Lukster!
Patrick is joined in the studio by a complete spaz fan named Niko. Niko is from Canada but is originally from Croatia, and he talks like a bad guy in all the movies. And when we say he talks, boy does he never stop talking. Ever. Enjoy this insane show where Patrick attempts several times […]
Patrick is back from DC, and despite being sick he has a story to tell. While his trip to Washington was mostly surrounded by positive and fun times, there was one incident that left a bad taste in his mouth. While performing a set at a show that a friend hooked him up with, he […]
Sean from Liverpool makes a last appearance before heading off to Las Vegas. He’s still on his neverending six week honeymoon, with his wife whom Patrick has been teasing all week. She may or may not make an appearance by phone at the end of this late night show. Patrick and Sean have returned from […]
Cornell Reid and Sean from Liverpool are in the studio today. Cornell has discovered a new thing that lets girls rate guys on Facebook. Only you have to be a girl to even get access. So we’re all switching our Facebook gender (thanks for being so accepting) so we can see what they see. Weird. […]