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NLO 892: Life of Zzzz

Comedian DAVE WILLIAMSON is in the studio. Dave is married and doesn’t understand a lot of Patrick’s hypothesizing about women. Patrick has a new idea for an app that helps long lost couples find their

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NLO 887: The 90 Day Rule

ESTER-KAY STEINBERG is here, and boy is that name Jewish. We talk a little about the Oscars, lots of inside stuff coming up for NLO and more. We dive in to dating, relationships and sex.

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NLO 855: Glog

JOSH DENNY and fan MAX are in the studio today for some good ol’ fashion women bashing! Patrick is sore and nearly died at the gym, but Josh brings in a vegan pie to make

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NLO 851: From Concentrate

Crazed fans Brendan and Ben join Patrick in the studio for some real talk. If you love some unfiltered, genuine Melton, you’re gonna love this one. Things gets real personal as Patrick yells about women

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NLO 783: Beerly Beloved

Patrick is doing a solo show today, and it’s super-sized to make up for no show on Monday. We talk about the new show merch, and Patrick tells about a can koozie fiasco that he

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NLO 781: Virginiversary

RYE SILVERMAN and ALLI BREEN are in the studio today. Alli has Patrick all frazzled again by showing up seconds before the show begins. Patrick remember that he lost his virginity on this day, and

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NLO 756: The Iowa Corn

Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there