Comedian DAVE WILLIAMSON is in the studio. Dave is married and doesn’t understand a lot of Patrick’s hypothesizing about women. Patrick has a new idea for an app that helps long lost couples find their way back to each other. So much app news. There’s a rant about women and how they’re always just messing everything up. Patrick is thinking about running for pope. There’s a local politician dropping off flyers with a picture of his retarded child. Patrick thinks he should maybe get a haircut, but maybe not. Linked In is buying all the spacecraft, maybe, and Patrick thinks Life of Pi sucks.