Comedian James Hesky is here to put to rest rumors of his suicide after the election of Donald Trump. We’re sipping on a local New York whisky and talking about what to do with a private jet supposedly being donated for 25 hours of our use. Patrick demands a larger jet with all of the amenities you see on television. Donald Trump has made most women in our country stop having sex or cut their hair. Some big girl on YouTube is obsessed with filming herself dancing and rapping sexually. We discuss the most recent victim of political correctness, the classic Christmas song It’s Cold Outside.