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NLO 1446: Tip Me, Daddy!

December 27, 2022

Patrick is here on a Friday night, and the drinks and opinions are flowing. On this show, Patrick explores Donald Trump’s latest scam – collectible NFT trading cards, featuring some of the sickest Trump memes out there. What is he doing with this money? Who are the idiots advising our leaders? Elon Musk becomes more and more unhinged as he lets his personal emotions dictate policy at Twitter, sometimes with very little notice to users. Is someone after him? Doesn’t he have other companies to run? The White House is probably lying. Wild Fork Foods sends Patrick a very special gift package. Women are confused about who they are and how they are supposed to behave ad relate to men on dates. …

PM in the AM – Nov. 4, 2020

November 20, 2020

It’s the morning after the election and we all feel like we slept with someone last night but can’t remember who it was. We try to make sense of all the news and spin, but nobody really knows anything except that everything keeps changing. Patrick gets in to conspiracies and cults, and we look back at Heaven’s Gate, a cult from the 1990’s that really liked sneakers. We take a look at some of the latest nonsense from Thai Rivera. …

Election Night 2020 Pt. 2: Biden Starts Slidin’

November 15, 2020

Patrick continues his exclusive brand of irreverent election coverage with the renewed zest of a man who has recently returned from the toilet. In this FOUR HOUR block, we begin to see Donald Trump surge in some key states to the chagrin of most newscasters. Biden starts to lead in the popular vote, but who cares. Ohio, Florida, Georgia. Everything looks to be coming up Trump! …

Aftershow 1362

November 9, 2020

We watch some videos of the most recent shooting in Philadelphia. We don’t apologize for anyone getting triggered around here. Fans scare Patrick in to taking his bow off and respecting Twitch rules about graphic content. We check in on Thai Rivera, Simply Sara, Trump has some weird ads about zombies and the apocalypse, and Moody introduces Cooking with Hoarders. …

NLO 1360: Cooking Without Gas

October 25, 2020

Patrick is back from doing shows on the road and is back to hunting for a house. It’s not been going well, but he has an offer in on a new place that is pretty sweet, but it’s missing that sweet natural gas he craves. Patrick is traumatized by the left and baffled by the right, and he doesn’t even know what’s real anymore. He is officially undecided for the upcoming presidential election, and the media spin isn’t making it any easier. …

NLO 1358: Farts and Minds

September 30, 2020

Patrick has just finished up a week of work in Tulsa and sits down with comedian Scott Schaffer to bitch about these kids today. Progressing in to straight-up “get off my lawn” territory, the two discuss the state of comedy and the world by basically bitching about people who can’t stop bitching. Anyone who posts on social media might be absolutely mentally ill, and blocking people is most definitely a sign of narcissistic dementia. …