James Hesky sits in during his first show with Trump as our evil overlord. We talk about the current political climate, and mostly agree that people need to calm down with outrage for outrage sake. The Women’s March was a huge event all over the country, but we aren’t quite sure exactly what they were marching for, specifically. Patrick shows off a new smoke-grabbing ashtray, and Hesky feels left out and does an ad of his own. We finish with a story about a man who pranks another man by lighting him on fire blindfolded, and Patrick lights himself on fire so he doesn’t feel left out.