CORNELL REID is in the studio today, at full Mach 10 freshness. We talk a lot about our upcoming show in Indianapolis next week, as well as the events that will surround the trip. Patrick is also excited about heading off to London for a month to drive Chip Chip Chris nuts. There’s a gay NBA player now, and that’s sure to open the floodgates for other gay athletes. Cue all the “you throw like a girl” jokes. Patrick is having some kind of issue where he feels phantom spiders biting him. DirecTV has a new scam that may or may not cost customers more money. We talk about which Disney princess is the most likely to make a good girlfriend.