Guess who isn’t moving on in Comedy Central’s big contest? Patrick! Patrick talks about the Up Next show in Fort Lauderdale, and while he didn’t win, he maximized the opportunity to network and build a foundation for future success. Patrick has received a trove of items in the PO Box. He gets a CD from some comedian, a Bitcoin miner, and a box of different Finnish delicacies from fan Laura in Helsinki. He also got a Bane mask for Halloween from a fan named Jon, and finds out he is horrible at doing an impression of Bane. But who cares – that meme is so over. Then Patrick gets pranked by the gayest guy in Kansas City, Kansas. For real.