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September 18, 2023 – Steel Toe Blames EVERYONE ELSE! Ray’s Regressions, PO Box & More!

It’s been awhile since we checked in on everyone’s favorite Minnesota morning morons, Aaron Imholte and his slave wife April. With declining numbers, and the goal getting further and further out of reach every day, Let’s catch up on some of Mooby’s latest lies and find some career options for that dolt of a wife of his before it’s too late! Patrick opens the PO box packages that were meant to be opened on Friday. There may need to be a hazmat team on hand for this unboxing. We discuss Ray’s trip to Detroit and break down the disastrous MLC that unfolded on Saturday night with Pat Dixon. Plus plenty of yelling about other things, probably! Come join the fun!

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NLO LIVE: Tape Torching! PO Box Carnage, Summer Songs (July 14, 2023)

Happy Friday! We’ve got some songs of the Summer to serenade your cerebellum! Could there be a new contender for the NLO convenience store banger of the year? Join the pillaging of the PO Box and find the biggest haul yet. And finally, an unboxing of epic proportions that only happens once in a generation! Micheal Ray Bower’s auctioned video tape of the film The Willies has made its way to Patrick’s posession, and as promised, today is a reckoning. Join us around the Donkeylips-fueled flame as we burn a boy’s dreams just for the allure of the lols!

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MELTON in the MORNING! (May 18, 2023)

It’s a tumultuous Friday here at the Onion, and Patrick brought the stamina to endure. The chat is arguing and working Patrick up in to a frenzy today, with strong feelings about Chad Zumock, Kevin Brennan, Ray Devito, Bob Levy, Shuli Egar and more. Why does everyone hate Chad so much? Why does everyone pile on to Shuli? Is anyone even redeemable anymore? The constant polarization of popularity is hurting the Dabbleverse. Bryan Johnson (Tell Em Steve Dave) calls in to clarify some details about his appearance yesterday and the history of his relationship with Bob and Shuli. We watch an interview with CORNdiff and Chad Zumock. Steel Toe continues embarrassing themselves by begging fans to buy their overpriced and under-researched coffee.

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NLO 963: Up Never

Guess who isn’t moving on in Comedy Central’s big contest? Patrick! Patrick talks about the Up Next show in Fort Lauderdale, and while he didn’t win, he maximized the opportunity to network and build a

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NLO 895 (Full HD Video)

Patrick does a solo show. The first part of this show was lost twice. It was kind of re-enacted. It’s whatever. A lot of inside talk on this show. Patrick explains why there haven’t been…

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NLO 895: Go Veg

Patrick does a solo show. The first part of this show was lost twice. It was kind of re-enacted. It’s whatever. A lot of inside talk on this show. Patrick explains why there haven’t been