BREAKING: Chad Zumock Attacked

BREAKING: Chad Zumock attacked outside his home in Tampa Florida. Who is responsible for this horrible attack? Chad looks like lunch meat and Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show is glowing while talking about it. Suspicious? Is Chad faking this whole thing? Is Aaron a little too smarmy and cocky about this incident? Does Patrick have some exclusive information that could crack this case wide open? You're darn tootin'! Chad Zumock calls in to give us the scoop and we pull back the curtains on all the Aaron Imholte lies. NLO investigates!