
NLO 400: Sad Clown Music
I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The …
I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The …
On this show we talk about the upcoming Houston show and how we might just have to get a whore for our good buddy Shooby. Those Indian guys love whores, right Shooby? Hell yes. We …
It’s ’round abouts St. Patrick’s Day, and while it has normally been tradition for Patrick to be a saint – or at least tolerable – around this time of year, he’s got an email in …
Johnny is back in the studio, and Patrick is using him to bounce ideas off of – literally – about his new percussion band. Armed with some soundboards and a tenacity that is sure to …
Patrick and Dagre are back from Biloxi, and, oh, the stories they have to tell. Okay, well maybe stories isn’t the right word. Story is probably more accurate. Listen to find out what Dagre did …
It’s Friday, and while you’re thinking about getting ready to phone it in for one more day at your stupid job at T.G.I.Friday’s, or Shoe Carnival, or wherever the hell you work, Dagre and Patrick …
In this show, we check in on the new host of Late Night and see how he is doing filling Conan O’Brien’s shoes. Patrick talks about a recent experience on a flight from Houston and …
Patrick is flying solo on this show, and he is taking your calls and covering various news stories. In this show, he gives listeners lessons on manners and conversation skills, relationship advice, thoughts on sex …
Another week, and another three shows in the books. We’ve run the gamut of emotions this week – optimistic, angry, insulting, fearful, and others. In this show we explore the life and stories of a …
Sometimes these bitches need to get hurt. Truer words were never spoken. In this show, we lay down the smack to women who think they are God’s gift to men and the world in general. …
On this show, we take a virtual tour around the world as we discuss bizarre news stories from countries far and wide. Something is wrong with Asian people that makes them want to name their …
Roy is in the studio, and, as they often do, the topic of conversation shifts to standup comedy. Patrick and Roy are fresh back from working in Atlanta. We met with fans and had a …
A Thursday show? We haven’t had one of these for awhile. Johnny and I dive right in to about ten news stories and offer hilarious commentary that is sure to you LOLing through the night. …
It’s a Monday show for a day we’re not really here. We pre-recorded this nonsense over a week ago. Is it our best show over? No. Is it our worst show ever? Maybe, but probably …
It’s inevitable that when a group of fat people get in a room, they talk about food. It’s just one of those fundamental laws of nature, kind of like when you lock a bunch of …
One thing we’ve tried to shy away from on this program is having children on. We have foul mouths and we use language that probably wouldn’t impress your grandmother or foreign dignitaries. We love our …
We return after an unintentional week off. Johnny B is in the studio and the laughs that ensue will be easily recognizable as laughs, which is good, because that’s what laughs are for. Patrick talks …
There is a hero that America needs, but it isn’t the hero America deserves. Say what? It’s Friday, and here’s a show. We talk about gambling, Double O being creepy, and the stupid Super Bowl …
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