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NLO 400: Sad Clown Music

I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The

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NLO 399: Dan Syndrome

On this show we talk about the upcoming Houston show and how we might just have to get a whore for our good buddy Shooby. Those Indian guys love whores, right Shooby? Hell yes. We

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NLO 398: NLOleet

It’s ’round abouts St. Patrick’s Day, and while it has normally been tradition for Patrick to be a saint – or at least tolerable – around this time of year, he’s got an email in

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NLO 397: Bam

Johnny is back in the studio, and Patrick is using him to bounce ideas off of – literally – about his new percussion band. Armed with some soundboards and a tenacity that is sure to

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NLO 396: Fuck You Jake Lloyd

Patrick and Dagre are back from Biloxi, and, oh, the stories they have to tell. Okay, well maybe stories isn’t the right word. Story is probably more accurate. Listen to find out what Dagre did

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NLO 395: Jake Interrupted

It’s Friday, and while you’re thinking about getting ready to phone it in for one more day at your stupid job at T.G.I.Friday’s, or Shoe Carnival, or wherever the hell you work, Dagre and Patrick

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NLO 394: Space Train

In this show, we check in on the new host of Late Night and see how he is doing filling Conan O’Brien’s shoes. Patrick talks about a recent experience on a flight from Houston and

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NLO 393: Erik Is Not Special

Patrick is flying solo on this show, and he is taking your calls and covering various news stories. In this show, he gives listeners lessons on manners and conversation skills, relationship advice, thoughts on sex

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NLO 392: Tumor Face

Another week, and another three shows in the books. We’ve run the gamut of emotions this week – optimistic, angry, insulting, fearful, and others. In this show we explore the life and stories of a

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NLO 391: Urine Trouble

Sometimes these bitches need to get hurt. Truer words were never spoken. In this show, we lay down the smack to women who think they are God’s gift to men and the world in general.

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NLO 390: Out of Alignment

On this show, we take a virtual tour around the world as we discuss bizarre news stories from countries far and wide. Something is wrong with Asian people that makes them want to name their

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NLO 389: Hotlanta

Roy is in the studio, and, as they often do, the topic of conversation shifts to standup comedy. Patrick and Roy are fresh back from working in Atlanta. We met with fans and had a

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NLO 387: Just Duet

It’s a Monday show for a day we’re not really here. We pre-recorded this nonsense over a week ago. Is it our best show over? No. Is it our worst show ever? Maybe, but probably

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NLO 385: Inzane

One thing we’ve tried to shy away from on this program is having children on. We have foul mouths and we use language that probably wouldn’t impress your grandmother or foreign dignitaries. We love our

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NLO 384: Character Callbacks

We return after an unintentional week off. Johnny B is in the studio and the laughs that ensue will be easily recognizable as laughs, which is good, because that’s what laughs are for. Patrick talks

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NLO 382: Guy Banter

There is a hero that America needs, but it isn’t the hero America deserves. Say what? It’s Friday, and here’s a show. We talk about gambling, Double O being creepy, and the stupid Super Bowl