It’s hump day, and NLO celebrates by bringing you a live show. That’s right! NLO has returned and takes your calls and feedback, via the website and through the magic of the Twitter. We talk …

Welcome to your Monday, America. On today’s show, we talk about the difference between the various social networking sites out there. We also tell you how to join in the internet sensation by following Patrick …

Have you ever wanted a nipple on the bottom of your foot? I sure have. That way if I ever ran in to a homeless baby, I could give it some milk just by sticking …

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The …

So it’s true, the NLO Cruise has been put off until this stupid economy turns around. You people are either broke, or afraid you’re going to be broke by the time April rolls around, and …

Happy 2009, kids. It seems like it’s only been a week or two since it was 2008. Oh wait – it was. We’re back and we’re kickin’ it new style. I don’t know what that …

It’s our last show of the year, and we couldn’t be happier about it. 2009 will bring a whole new year of funny to you, the NLO fan. Enjoy the show. Sign up for the …

From everyone at NLO, we hope you have a great Christmas.

We’re on vacation this week. Enjoy these pre-recorded, yet entirely new, shows in the mean time. Have a great Christmas and New Years Holiday. Indeed.

Happy Friday. We didn’t feel like doing s full sized show today, so we didn’t. We talk about some news stories and Roy produces his first ever segment for the show where he analyzes what …

We’re in an especially festive mood as we broadcast live from atop the second floor of the NLO studios. We take your calls and partake in your concerns and opinions on the various topics of …

One more week of shows, and then your beloved hosts get a couple of weeks off to have fun amongst themselves. Roy is headed home to the OK, and Patrick will be ferrying himself hither …

In this show, we talk about a brand new web browser that has been specifically engineered for black people, to help them have a better web experience without interference from the white man. We also …

Happy middle of the week, or, as we like to call it here at NLO, hump day. It’s called that because if the week was like a hill, Wednesday would be the middle, or the …

In this show, we talk about all sorts of funny things. We talk about lady-folk, and health issues. We wonder who will die first. Patrick talks about his recent experiences shopping for things, and using …

Dude, did you guys see that there have been no shows this week? I know, it’s total bullshit. It’s almost like the guys don’t care about you anymore. The truth is that there is a …

It’s black Friday, and that means you’re probably not home to listen to this show. You’re probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine …