What do you get when you combine a ton of phone calls that have absolutely no point with a few stories that have nothing to do with each other? An NLO live show, of course. …

Happy 2008, kids. We kick off the year with a super boring show. In this episode, Chef and Patrick recap their Vegas adventure. It includes Arabs, a detailed description of the Memphis airport, and almost …

In this show, the gang talks about Christmas, the new year, and things not to do during the holidays. For instance, don’t stab the people you love for looking at presents early. Don’t electrocute yourself …

In this show, Patrick goes over a couple recent emails he has received regarding adolescent fans of the show. Something is wrong with the youth of today when they are listening to this show, and …

Sometimes things don’t go as planned, and stuff just needs to get talked out. That’s what happened on this long, live show. If ever there was a night and day, roller coaster of a show, …

The guys went and saw I Am Legend and give their comprehensive review. When I say comprehensive, I mean they talk about it for about 5 minutes and then conversational ADD kicks in and they …

Patrick receives a gift from a fan in the form of a revolutionary new technology that helps you sleep cooler than ever. Will it work? Is it as ridiculous as it’s name? Basically it’s a …

Have you ever had one of those days? One of what days? Oh, right. You know. One of those days where nothing goes right, and people are constantly messing with your life. So many people …

Happy Chanukwah. Channakuhah. Channahanneehu? Chewbaccah. Anyway, happy Jewish days. Get out the menorah and dust off the bottles of Manischewitz. Tonight we’re joined by twice the Tom Joolery. We have Chef and Jeff, both Jews. …

It’s a show with just Patrick and Roy. I bet you’ve been dreaming about a show like this. Just two guys doing stuff, like guys do. We talk about fecal matter quite a bit, including …

It’s a super long live show, with Patrick, Johnny and Roy. We talk about cowbells, shopping for crap on Black Friday, pigging out on Thanksgiving, and so much more. We talk about the comedy business …

Can’t get the stink off. He’s been hanging round for days. Comes like a comet. Suckered you but not your friends. One day he’ll get to you and teach you how to be a holy …

You got four shows this week. You must be doing something right. Or we must just be bored and have no lives. I don’t have time to get to the bottom of this right now. …

Everyone just calm the fuck down. We’re not going anywhere, and we’re not about to let some idiots with itchy forum fingers get off the hook easily. We talk about Chef’s bad day, how Chef …

Some people don’t like Patrick chewing gum. Patrick likes chewing gum. What can you do? Sometimes things just have to be the way they’re going to be. Learn to live with it, and stop making …

Lights go out and I can’t be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against. Brought me down upon my knees. Oh I beg, I beg and plead. Singin’, come out if things aren’t said. …

Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and old flapjacks, I don’t care if the pitcher does crack. It’s root, root beer and then ice cream. …