Happy Monday kids. In this show, Patrick loses his shit on super-fan Jessica. Nick shows that he is a giant pussy by backing out of the hooker challenge. Steve makes an appearance to thank his …

Fridays are for trying new things. Actually, I don’t know if that’s true, but we can pretend it is and start a new tradition right now. The Soc sits out the show and is replaced …

The saga with Patrick and his Macbook Pro continues. What do you think Patrick couldn’t figure out how to do today? How about everything. This whole idea that Macs are easy to use is just …

This is a short , stupid show. Patrick can’t figure out how to use his new laptop and has more important things to do than make shows for you people. Enjoy.

It’s the return of Dagre. For the first time in a long time, Dagre joins us to discuss everything from bathroom etiquette to a possible trip to Houston. Johnny makes a phone call to another …

Sean the Stalker joins us again, and talks about getting and NLO tattoo very soon. We also talk about a new game sweeping the NLO Nation – Gay Chicken. Mix in some talk about the …

We’re joined in the studio by Sean the Stalker. We talk about how Patrick has pissed off his wife and learn about the cycle of being drunk as it pertains to women. We also take …

Nobody Likes Onions has gone international, and we’re not talking about the house of pancakes. I mean, we do talk about IHOP in this show, but it’s also the first show with real live British …