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Patrick Smashes Chef’s RAZR with a Hammer

February 8, 2012

Patrick gets ahold of Chef’s old busted up Motorola RAZR phone. It’ a piece of shit, so Patrick smashes and pierces it with a claw hammer for no reason…. This content is for OVERDOSE MEMBERS …

Johnny B Explains When Lying is OK

February 3, 2012

Lying to your wife or girlfriend is bad, but Johnny thinks it’s necessary. He explains what kinds of lies are OK in this old timey video from 2008. Chef is also in this one…. This …

This Is The Last Of Us That's all I have for now. Let me know if you're a TV executive with a bag of cash.

I got to talk with two of my comedy heroes! @danacarvey @DavidSpade !!! twitter.com/danacarvey/sta…

Patrick Melton D.D.S.

Patrick Melton D.D.S.

Pour one out for all the dads that call it “the Costco.”

Reminder: socialism didn’t put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, American capitalists did that. twitter.com/ninaturner/sta…

Patrick Melton D.D.S.

Patrick Melton D.D.S.

Keep my mouth out of your name. I’m talking to you, Mouthcal.

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