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March 5, 2024: FAT TUESDAY! Aaron Imholte’s STEEL TOE Is Crumbling! COMEDY TALK With Corey Adam!

March 5, 2024

Nobody Likes Onions has some of the best stuff to wake up to today, and Patrick wishes he could take credit for it all. Patrick wants you to be aware of the warning signs of bad events so you can make sure not to disappoint your family. Aaron Imholte is back doing his show alone, and it’s hours of some of the most insane rambling nonsense you’ve ever heard in your days on earth. While April Imholte continues to withdraw from the program, more and more wonder what the future of Steel Toe Morning Show will be. Patrick has been served a new fat lady by the algorithm, and he’s got a video that’s sure to enrage you. Corey Adam is still trying to find his voice since being released from the creative clutches of Aaron Imholte in Minnesota. What a country! …

Aftershow 1435: Ghost Hunting

October 10, 2022

Casper the Comic might be more insidious than we originally realized. Regardless of his intentions, the overconfidence embodied by this dude is beyond cringe. We dive in to Casper and start to also explore a new potential curiosity named Amaru out of Lansing, Michigan. Agent O has submitted quite a few new case studies to our little museum of oddities, and we plan to get to them all. Be patient while Patrick meanders the mazes of mystery laid before us. Everything in due time. ow drink your medicine and say your prayers. Night falls soon. …

Aftershow 1425: Mo’ Gretch!

July 7, 2022

Patrick continues down the path of watching Gretchyn Boshart absolutely crush her headlining gig in Florida. Jkjk it’s some of the most poorly-filmed unwatchable garbage ever. It’s almost worse than her “special” which she quietly wishes would disappear from the internet. So grab something sharp to jam in to your eyes, and if you’re near something boiling hot to pout in to your ears you might want to grab that too. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! It’s a 35 minute set from one of the saddest outdoor comedy shows ever where Gretchen steps up to headline and show ’em how it’s done! Please don’t email us about this because we don’t like that it exists either. …

NLO 1425: Somebody Bosharted

July 7, 2022

Patrick and a group of select elders from the village gather around a campfire fueled by bricks of their own excrement to discuss the daily buzz! You’re not going to want to miss this week’s interview with the creator of the graham cracker! Patrick talks about his recent experience having an anxiety attack while a man came to change the battery in a smoke detector. We try to talk about the most contentious issues of the day in a monetization-friendly way. Patrick wants you to mostly not let everything that happens in the world be so devastating to your existence. Male feminists are cringe af. Tonight we revisit alleged purse thief and wannabe-comedian Gretchyn Boshart. Press kit, arrest records and more! …

Aftershow 1414: Alice Hamilton Sucks

April 28, 2022

Patrick has come across one of the greatest pieces of woke comedy gold. A comedienne by the name of Alice Hamilton has pulled out all the stops to post a “special” that is weird in so many ways. What seems to be nothing more than an attack on male comedians who may or may not have some questionable sexual skeletons in their closet slowly turns in to nothing more than a whine festival littered with jealousy. It’s clear that, while she can’t be bothered to memorize her material or even write solid jokes, Alice is bitter and angry about the success of certain male comedians, and attacking them for everything from their personal appearance to their continued success is how this woman decides to cope. …

NLO 1346: Bad3

August 18, 2020

The gay giving tree that is Thai Rivera has birthed us a new comedian jester to keep our eyes on, Trez Mala. Patrick took years of Spanish in high school. so he’s pretty sure that means “bad three.” Or something close. In the first installment of two, we listen to Trez talk about himself and his comedy roots and philosophy on some other gas weasel’s podcast. If you’ve never heard of the MoonBug Glip Glop podcast, strap in …

NLO 606: The Racist Ark

November 8, 2010

Patrick is headed to Chicago this week to do standup in the windy city. He is working on new material for a new CD in early 2011! But here comes a show he recorded last …