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February 1, 2024: Chad Zumock PICKLES His Liver Live! Watch An ANGRY CLEVELAND ZERO Cope!

It’s a new month, and before that groundhog steals the thunder from the dabble verse tomorrow, Patrick has some snacks to pass out to the group. Chad Zumock has been drinking all weekend after one of the best weekends of his life. Let’s watch a 50-year-old man gush about three shows as a feature act at a club in his home town as if he were on tour opening for Taylor Swift in stadiums. Nobody can take this feeling from Chad – nobody. We examine Chad in depth and try to understand how a man who professes to be living the life of a winner continues to be so joyless and unhappy everyday. What is the core of Chad’s disappointment? Why does he keep having these tantrums and drunken embarrassing reveals live for the world to see?

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January 11, 2024: PANIC and LIES! Chad Zumock is CHOKING! Corey Adam Keeps Trying To Internet!

Happy Thursday, you young and free rapscallions! Chen Zumock is hurdling towards failure in Atlantic City, and Geno Bisconte has the fat mudshark floundering around in his own blubber. The cope is real as we cross the one-month mark until the most embarrassing attempt at proving relevance since “Mudshark Loves Misery.” We break down how pathetic Zumock is and why he needs friends and shows on his calendar so desperately. Corey Adam is always good for a laugh, and his latest show is no different. We check in with the Haulrus to see if his eighty thousand fans showed up this week, or if it was another complete bust that he “doesn’t care about.”

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December 24, 2023: THE EVENING: It’s About To Get EVEN More EVEN!

Won’t you poor some scrimpnog and join Patrick and a cast of merry elves as they bring cheer and karma to those who deserve it? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through YouTube, not a lolcow was streaming, not Mershy or Moob. Not Hudson, not Mudshark, not Devito’s dumb charm, and no one was discussing Kate Meaney’s fat arm. But what are the children and lost souls to do? Scream thrice for Uncle Melty, and dreams will come true. Come bong hits and coughing and a menacing grin! It’s time for Nobody Likes Onions…ogain!

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SNIPING THE SNIPER! VOL. 1 – Can’t Wait To See His Face!

Chad Zumock is the Mudshark, aka The Sniper, and he’s the roughest streamer there is! Unless you try to do it back to him. Then you’re going to get a different guy. Ready to see what a complete bitch this Cleveland clown is? Watch his run, hide and quit his own show AGAIN after finding out he’s getting a taste of his own delicious sniper soup. Why can’t Chad hang? Why can’t Chad do a show? Why can’t Chad take what he claims to be the best at dishing out? Who cares? Watch with us and have a good time showing the world what a complete BOOB and total fake tough guy that comedian Chad Zumock is. Enjoy!