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NLO 1432: Soylent Green Comics

Patrick is off to NYC and Europe for a few weeks, so don’t get your bunch in your panties about it. Patrick cannot get over the comedy groups in Las Vegas, and the clueless people who constantly post their insane creations for no discernible reasons. The Comedy Cube is tricking comedians left and right in to doing comedy in a warehouse in Los Angeles. Andrew Schulz is circling back to grift his dumb fans with his special for the second time, and they’re lapping it up! Saudi Arabia is out of control and is vowing to build a whole city in a narrow mirrored glass strip in the desert. It looks like a disaster that can’t possibly function before ground is broken.

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NLO 1400: Hilton, Horns & Honey Boy

Patrick is back after struggling to get the studio PC up and running for four days. He is in a surly mood after having his beard lopped off with no warning. Things didn’t get much better with his accommodation in NYC, where the hotel had leaks, no television or housekeeping service, and so many. ore gruesome issues. He is now banned from that Hilton property after yelling at one of the concierge trolls. There’s blood all over the house, but it’s dog blood. Don’t worry, it’s the good kind. Patrick made a dry run at smoking a brisket, and can’t stop eating crap. Texas is a hypocritical basket of barbecue. All this and more comedy drama in the Las Vegas scene!

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NLO 1325: Auntie Bodies

The quarantine continues and comedian James Hesky sits in with Patrick from New York City. Patrick announces a partnership with Netflix. James provides some commentary on the situation in NYC, and apparently consistency with social

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NLO 1306: Bagel Boys

Patrick is in New York City and sits down with Australian comedian Sam Kissajukian. Sam hasn’t been on the show in over a year, and there’s lots to catch up on. Sam is spending some

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NLO 1298: PB and Jeans

Patrick is in NYC drinking with fellow comedian and big-thinker James Hesky. We are clearly drunk and clearly drinking eleven percent alcohol IPA beer. Patrick has a lot of business ideas that probably are complete

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NLO 1275: TREAM

Comedian James Hesky and Shooby meet up with Patrick in NYC for one of the first shows of 2018. Shooby is fresh off the boat from his fourth Holy Ship attendance, the annual maritime EDM

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NLO 1252: Homeless Swap

Patrick sits down in London with comedian Frank Cassidy to talk about a bunch of tasteless ideas. We get in to a weird discussion about Jews and Gypsies somehow, and whether or not a religion

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NLO 1249: Stolen Stylus

It’s midnight in NYC, and comedians everywhere are gathering to podcast out of the midday sun. James Hesky joins Patrick in the studio for a late night of tangents and drinking while plagued with technical

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NLO 1243: Shoober

Shooby joins the show with some big news. The future of the NLO universe is up in the air as we weigh our options. Uber is facing some big public relations nightmares including allegedly spying

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NLO 1182: Bring Out Pink

Comedian and lesbian impersonator JC Coccoli is here for a funny but short show. JC has recently moved from Los Angeles to New York, and she’s learning that getting around sucks and also it’s hard

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NLO 1170: Mousse Wall

Patrick is in studio with comedian James Hesky and this one is packed. Patrick goes on a tirade against a local chicken wing place in New York, expecting James to identify with his discontent. We

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NLO 1166: Carte Blanched

Comedian James Hesky is here, and this time we’re keeping it funny. Sometimes we get a little carried away with the comedy talk, and look, there’s some of that in here, but not too much.

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NLO 1118: Periodic Table of Pastas

Comedian Luis J Gomez sits in on today’s show, with tattoo-stress Cory. We talk about comedy in summer in the city, and the consequences of not always being politically correct and getting along with other

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NLO 1109: Get Gay!

Patrick is joined in the studio by a special international guest. Long-time fan Cesar from Brazil is here, not only to play second chair but to educate us about all things Brazilian and offer a