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Melton in the Morning – April 6, 2023

Good morning, fish! The forecast calls for big scrimpin’ and lots of coastal cope cascading the cape! Get it? Alliteration! Aaron reveals what The Tampa Papers are and it’s the most insane thing you’ve ever seen. Corey Adams was on MLC and apparently it was A LOT. Watch as we break down Corey’s insane personality switch, not understand why people don’t like it, and then proceed to lie about Patrick while admitting he’s mad. Have some chamomile and take a nap, Corey. We sell a lot of hats and Patrick needs Kevin Brennan to stop being mad at ghosts he made up in his head.

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Melton in the Morning – April 5, 2023

Who will be Mooby’s co-host on the first Wednesday morning with a Corey-free Steel Toe Morning Show? Will it be The Scrimp? What will today’s mid-show snack be? What are The Tampa Files? Will Chad be in trouble? Can Patrick really help you save money on your car insurance? All these questions and more may be answered, but remember that they probably won’t be. We remind every one of Corey Adams potential, we get some great new Aaron and Thai poetry, and Patrick gives his thoughts on Chrissie Mayr while the chat keeps on hating. The best part of today’s show is Aaron trying to convince himself, The Scrimp and the audience that he’s done all he can do on the internet, there is no real competition online, and he needs to return to a small-town terrestrial radio station with April to prove he’s number one without a doubt.

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Melton in the Morning – April 3, 2023

It’s Monday, and that means a whole new week ahead to try and decipher why we are trapped on this stupid rock, and more importantly, when will this all end? Join Patrick and a cast of animatronic fish as they navigate the world of teenage depressing and lighthearted friendship. We start the show with Patrick discussing a sensitive topic that makes the chat uncomfortable, but who really cares? Today we’re acknowledging the monotony of Mooby and the Gimp, and watching an old Steel Toe Morning Show where April cries several time on camera because her boyfriend lost hisTwitch stream. Mooby and the Scrimp then proceed to alternate between mad and sad, triumphant and defeated, depending on the chat messages.

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PM in the AM – Thursday, July 23, 2020

Patrick is buzzing for a few reasons this morning, but the most likely reason is the nicotine coursing through his vains. Juul Gang in the house son! Patrick is treating himself to some pods for a road trip to Phoenix. He’s also pumped to hear Donald Trump come out and talk to the people about coronavirus. There’s nothing like seeing a leader address his people! Making America great again – it’s just what the man does best!