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NLO LIVE: Tape Torching! PO Box Carnage, Summer Songs (July 14, 2023)

Happy Friday! We’ve got some songs of the Summer to serenade your cerebellum! Could there be a new contender for the NLO convenience store banger of the year? Join the pillaging of the PO Box and find the biggest haul yet. And finally, an unboxing of epic proportions that only happens once in a generation! Micheal Ray Bower’s auctioned video tape of the film The Willies has made its way to Patrick’s posession, and as promised, today is a reckoning. Join us around the Donkeylips-fueled flame as we burn a boy’s dreams just for the allure of the lols!

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NLO 977: Bits for Tits

D-Frtiz is in the studio for today’s complete silliness. Patrick gets a call from a fan who believes Patrick when he tells him they aren’t live, and offers to mail him a Bitcoin, convincing him

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NLO 967: Cliff Cash Sucks

Patrick is in the studio solo this evening for a quick update show. The majority of this show focuses on a comedy simpleton named Cliff Cash, or Clifton Freeman Cash, or CliffCashComedy. Either way, this

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NLO 900: Probiotics

Comedian ALLI BREEN is here to make her way through Patrick’s maze of madness once again. Some guy calls in with nothing. Patrick is on probiotics and tells everyone about them and what they do