Comedian ALLI BREEN is here to make her way through Patrick’s maze of madness once again. Some guy calls in with nothing. Patrick is on probiotics and tells everyone about them and what they do to your poop. Some idiot has driven his car in to a Wal-Mart in San Jose. Some DJ’s in Florida have been suspended for a stupid April Fool’s Day prank. Two fans are here, and they brought some strange liquors with them. Patrick is sleepy.