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MELTON in the MORNING! (May 9, 2023)

May 10, 2023

It’s a special Toe-tastic Tuesday, as Aaron Imholte aka Mooby imports his favorite internet boy crush, Geno Bisconte, in to his program for a couple hours of mutual tube tugging. Their backs are sure to be sore after this session! Kevin Brennan loses Round One of the week, suffering ignored calls and getting out-earned by Chad Zumock, his current nemesis. Bob Levy gives out all his stepdaughter’s info on Legion of Skanks, and this might just change everything. We watch the BS show where they don’t really address any of the serious stuff, but have Ray and Barry Ribs on to distract and amuse. We make Geno funnier with the Benny Hill Theme and some fabulously-timed bouncing emotes. …

MELTON in the MORNING! (May 8, 2023)

May 8, 2023

What a weekend, am I right? Patrick discusses the most recent drama in the MLC universe, including Ray DeVito and his obsessions with writing checks his chin can’t cash. Patrick has determined, along with religious counsel from Reverend Mir, that Ray may beyond saving. Kevin continues his weekend streaming warpath. Chad gets rattled with an unexpected attack of his friends on Friday. Patrick gets nearly $500 from a drunk fan on Saturday night. Mersh is sad and wants your good vibes. Our DISCORD is popping so come on down: https://discord.gg/wzMe88DC …

MELTON in the MORNING! April’s Tragic Beans (May 5, 2023)

May 7, 2023

It’s FRIDAY, baby! We love to see you squirm! And it’s Cinco de Mayo, but let’s not be cracking open beers at this hour, ok? Not talking to anyone specific! Just anyone. Any Floridian. Today’s Friday Art Project – design your best idea for the Steel Toe Coffee Company logo and/or label! The best part of waking up is scrimp eggs in your cup! We also discuss yesterday’s MLC fallout, discuss future possibilities with Opie and Stuttering John, and put a very naughty cherry on top for your best weekend ever! …

MLC Aftershow – May 4, 2023

May 7, 2023

Patrick is scheduled to appear on Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and Bob Levy on Thursday, May 4, 2023. Come join Patrick and whoever wants to call in and give their opinions after the show on the most controversial onion on the internet? Who did Patrick cuck out to? Promise you’re never gonna listen again? Is Patrick the new Stuttering John? We’d love to hear your hottest takes about the MLC universe right here! Chad Zumock calls in. Ray Devito calls in, Patrick gets all the hot takes from the chat. …

Melton in the Morning – April 28, 2023

April 28, 2023

Happy Friday! Another week of calamity over in the Imholte household has Moby and the Scrimp shambling and constantly worrying about their bottom line. Sometimes they hit the goal, sometimes they don’t, but it’s always accompanied by a rant against the haters full of lies and copes. Bob Levy calls in to talk about recent drama with Chad Zumock and The BS Show. Tom McCaffrey is a real bitch of a comedian. Ray gets bodied on his own show again and wants to do solo shows now. Carlos Danger is a good guy. Chad Zumock is continuing to try to take a shark bite out of MLC. Jake Hudson shows us what southern cooking is all about. …

Melton in the Morning – April 26, 2023

April 26, 2023

Happy Wednesday, ya worms! So much drama in the NLO, it’s hard trying to keep up with who to be angry with. We talk about elves and why they are so hot, and all the guys in the chat room try to get it in with one of our own. The ladies of NLO are the hottest on the internet. Moody brags about being able to get a new booster soon for the thing that we all forgot about. Some intense discussion follows. Jake Hudson shoots his loyalty load too early. Bob Levy has had about enough of your bullshit. He’s fighting with Chad and taking down anyone who gets in his way. The mudshark marches forward. …

Melton in the Morning – April 25, 2023

April 25, 2023

Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Like a diamond in the sky, Patrick shines through to make your Tuesday far more “meh” thank it could have been. Patrick is live this morning to try to make up for yesterday’s debacle, but will he succeed? On this show, we break down all the recent drama between Chad Zumock and Kevin Brennan over the future of the MLC podcast.Today Kevin plans to have Karl from WATP on, and Chad knows it’s just meant to troll him. Chad calls in to defend calling Patrick a tall dumbass. Bob Levy and Shuli Egar are trying to drive the Shuli Network right over Nobody Likes Onions’ grave by stealing the early morning time slot. This means WAR! …

Melton in the Morning – April 24, 2023

April 24, 2023

The haters be hating, the lovers be lovin’ and Mondays gonna keep on comin’! It’s a new week, and with a new week comes new problems. Patrick spends nearly an hour getting defeated by technical issues. A hissing and popping and crackling sound have emerged and it’s beneath the standards of this program to proceed under such circumstances. Reboots, updates, and physical intervention all prove mostly fruitless, but at some point we learn to let go and have fun. No Cam Monday gives way to some cameras, a standoff for closure, a call-in to Shuli, a possible new theme song for morning shows, and newfound friendships in the chat room. …

Melton in the Morning – April 21, 2023

April 22, 2023

It’s Friday and the weekend is almost within your grasp! What could lubricate your slide in to two days of complete relaxation like a scrumptious sun-up scrimp session? We play a clip of Anthony Cumia while live streaming where he doesnt know anything about Steel Toe and dismisses the idea of them being on compound. This will bruise Aaron’s ego! We have our weekly scuffle with Stevie Lew. Today we are going to examine how April Imholte from the Steel Toe Morning Show copes with her small-town Minnesota life, her past mistakes, and her future prospects. Fat mom and toothless dad aside, April is responsible for her current situation. We are going to show you the life April wanted, the life April is trying to craft for herself, and the reality that is not going away any time soon. …

Melton in the Morning – ASK RAY ANYTHING! (April 19, 2023)

April 19, 2023

Happy Wednesday! Bad news – Ray DeVito won’t be on Steel Toe Morning Show this morning. More bad news – he will be on Nobody Likes Onions all morning, answering the tough questions and talking about whatever the chat room decides to direct us to talk about. The journey of why Ray is on the show today is a long and complicated one, including some late night tech support Tuesday evening. None of that matters, however, because we’ve got Chad Zumock’s best friend in the world joining us for a morning of FUN! Come watch as Ray squirms, Chad Zumock calls in steaming, and the chat room gets the answers to everything from matricide to bobblehead theft. …