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March 28, 2024: Kevin Brennan GASLIGHTS His Life! An Offer DONKEYLIPS Can’t Refuse!

Early onset Kevin cannot stop lying to his audience, and more importantly himself, about his relationships with people and his career. Resulting to putting down Dave Attell to make himself feel better about the obvious state of his life. Let’s watch Kevin’s latest show and pick apart what the old man is going through, and what the immediate future could hold for the future of Misery Loves Company. Michael Ray Bower is on a run of bad luck. First, his decade-old computer has given up the ghost, and his repeated attempts to talk it in to working and replace it with an even older machine have failed. As if things couldn’t get worse, Donkeylips could have been involved in the kid-touching scandals at Nickelodeon? Perhaps a recent package can turn things around for the once-prolific actor-turned-sad-sack.

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March 21, 2024: RAY DEVITO Has Some Ideas! KEVIN BRENNAN Is A Teen Girl With NO FRIENDS!

We left the Ray Devito and Kevin Brennan stuff alone for a day or two, but the pink hot dog man cannot let it go. He’s like a scorned rich teen girl with no friends who got dumped and now has to pay less popular kids to listen to her complain about the one that got away. Ray Devito keeps letting people convince him of almost anything, causing him to constantly waver on his commitment to Hackamania. Liam backs out of Hackamania to stick it to Patrick, even though no one knows who he is or why he was coming in the first place. The Steel Toe Morning Show has had some weird behavior this week, and you know Patrick has some thoughts about it. Is April Imholte on some sort of drugs? What’s going on in that house? Is Aaron Imholte using his kids as an excuse? Is Ashley Larue tattling on her ex-husband?

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March 15, 2024: Kevin Brennan The LOLCLOWN! Hackamania is Under Attack!

It’s Friday and we haven’t focused on the Fat Community all week. We have to make this right! The tubby amongst us are getting restless! We cover the latest drama from MLC, Kevin Brennan, Pat Dixon and Ray Devito, and the effect and fallout of Kevin’s rage on the upcoming Hackamania event. Kevin Brennan tries to do a morning show and snipe Patrick, only to be shut down immediately and pivot to his backup snipe session of The BS Show. When that doesn’t work either, Kevin’s resorts to telling stories about sunburns, reading superchats, and swallowing bait. Its a bitter man having a bitch fest and you should show up for it! Have yourself a very merry weekend, children!

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February 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Squirm Show! Ray Devito CANNOT COMMUNICATE!

It’s Thursday, and we typically reserve Thursdays for talking about some of the biggest R’s strutting around the net. Today is no exception! Ray Devito has already managed to cause a bit of a bumble with his Hackamania travel plans, and Patrick would love your opinion on who screwed things up. Ray is also in the middle of planning two separate roasts, both of which will be the same roast, and both of which will be done to an audience of no one, or maybe someone, but probably not anyone. Shoud Ray bring the roast to NLO? David Chandler is back and you can almost hear Aaron Imholte make white in his panties from here. Steel Toe Morning Show is basically a daily meme show now, and today’s sad glimpse in to Aaron and April Imholte’s relationship was another cringe banger. Don’t miss your NLO this morning!

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January 2, 2024: Is RAY DEVITO Improving? Kate Meaney LOVES Narcotics? Chad’s Drunk NYE Tantrum

It’s a new year, but don’t tell that to the biggest dopes in the dummyverse. Chad Zumock boycotts his new zaddy last minute and spends New Year’s Eve alone angry tweeting. Don’t worry – he deleted them all later, like a real panini. Kate Meaney loves comedy and loves hanging out with friends on podcasts! She has nothing to say but she has so much fun anyway! She definitely doesn’t have daddy issues and probably doesn’t definitely have a giant nose candy problem! Ray Devito is good for laughs for the foreseeable future, and that’s good news for us. A perpetual well of laughs for the most rugged amongst us! He wouldn’t know how to act normal if it fell off a truck.

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December 24, 2023: THE EVENING: It’s About To Get EVEN More EVEN!

Won’t you poor some scrimpnog and join Patrick and a cast of merry elves as they bring cheer and karma to those who deserve it? ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through YouTube, not a lolcow was streaming, not Mershy or Moob. Not Hudson, not Mudshark, not Devito’s dumb charm, and no one was discussing Kate Meaney’s fat arm. But what are the children and lost souls to do? Scream thrice for Uncle Melty, and dreams will come true. Come bong hits and coughing and a menacing grin! It’s time for Nobody Likes Onions…ogain!

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December 22, 2023: Did Chad PRANK Patrick? Kate Meaney Shows Off! Ray Loses ANOTHER Dad!

Kevin Brennan has kicked Ray to the curb, after making him quit the Shuli Network and his own stream out of loyalty. Will Ray ever realize the toxic push and pull of Kevin is wreaking havoc on his joints! Chad Zumock panics like a fool again when Patrick reveals another traitor in his midst. Get the full behind-the-scenes breakdown of events on today’s show. Kate Meaney keeps on doing podcasts, and may even be launching her own project very soon. Don’t believe it? Hear it from her own mouth as she sits down with Ray for a dull-off the likes of which you’ve never seen! Hit the like button and wish yourself a merry little Christmas!

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December 21, 2023: STEEL TOE SWINGING! Ray & Kate Demo Their Talent! Kevin Brennan The Hypocrite!

We’re wrapping up the week, but it doesn’t feel like the week is done with us. Kevin Brennan seems to be upset with the idiots he’s surrounded himself with, but he can’t stop protecting his farm of fools and lashing out at rational people, making him look insane in the process. Aaron and April Imholte are almost certainly swingers, and Patrick has some compelling thoughts on how their arrangement must work. Ray Devito has no idea what his podcast even is, and just to prove it he booked Kate Meaney to come on. Watch as both Ray and Kate try to figure out why Kate is even making appearances, and stroll down a basic bitch back-alley of memberberries. Hope you like NOTHING and heaps of it!

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December 7, 2023: Kate Meaney Should RUN! Kevin Brennan MELTS DOWN In Hypocrisy!

Kate Meaney spent most of the night huddled over a keyboard leaving comments on yesterday’s NLO show, and she has now blocked Patrick after many accusations. It’s sad when a young comedian has no idea how the internet works, but apparently Kate is in the DANGER ZONE! Kevin Brennan is obsessed with Shuli and his viewers, but thinks Patrick is obsessed with his viewers. He bites the troll bait HARD! What a nut! Ray Devito seems to be more confused than ever. It’ a tumultuous time and I ask that you bear with us during this personal ordeal.

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December 1, 2023: Extra NUTS For FRIDAY! Heather G Is About To POP! Ray Still Needs Help!

Happy Friday! Patrick is extending November for one more day- at least on paper. What a volatile week it’s been for the whatever this is. Chad Zumock has turned out to be one of the worst actors, liars, and comedians of all time. The LOLs don’t stop when Chad uses his imagination to wow his audience with dumb. Heather Gillispie is finding out about Chicago winter while being pregnant and homeless, and it’s going to go bad. Bower has started his walking tours, and you won’t believe the loophole this time! Josh Denny goes to Florida and doesn’t have time to stop by Publix for a sandwich. Summer Sinclair really wants the part. Why don’t you like her? Ray Devito is moving to his mom’s friends house even those his mom is dead and he’s a fifty-year-old man with absolutely nothing going on in life. Strap in, because the phones don’t work again today!

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November 13, 2023 – Ray Is MORE LOST Than Ever! Keith & The Girl’s NEW GRIFT!

Patrick is recovering from his weekend of birthday nonsense, and maybe now we can get back to normal about it. We may all have a case of the Mondays, but maybe with a little luck we can get through it. Ray DeVito has taken to YouTube to try to clear up any confusion about his roast jokes, but of course it comes across as confusing and defensive as usual. Watch as Ray defends nonsensical jokes that no one has any questions about, and gloss over others that were most definitely lifted. Keith and the Girl, the podcast no one can believe is still going, is back making a cash grab one last time. Their show has a big announcement to make, and it can’t mean anything good. Chemda is leaving, but somehow the show needs to keep going, and only your dollars can make it happen!

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November 9, 2023 – Steel Toe Is BROKE! Ray VS. Chad BREAKDOWN! Stats, Facts, Exclusives!

The roast between Cleveland goons Ray DeVito and Chad Zumock has people talking, and opinions differ with varying levels of passion. One thing is for sure – we were all very entertained. Almost two days out, Patrick has new thoughts and a complete breakdown of every joke on the roast, with stats and figures you’re going to love! Patrick has conducted conversations and interviews with many subjects involved in the roast, and some new facts are in that need clarification. And just when we thought we knew what was happening, we get another tip about this roast and the secrets it holds.

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DEVITO vs. ZUMOCK: Two Cleveland Nobodies Battle For Irrelevance

It’s time for one of the most idiotic battles in comedy! Who is funnier? Will it be career felon, failed radio disc jockey and all-around woman repellant Chad Zumock, or the sunsetting simpleton with troubled toes, Ray DeVito? You don’t care? Join the club! Chad set this up as an excuse to keep appearing on MLC and vanquish his most obvious competition for daddy Kevin’s love, while also padding out his calendar between one nighters all over the Florida swampland. One thing is for sure – this will be an unorganized competition of tools, with no clear winners other than the MLC podcast and it’s listeners who will ultimately revel in the sad display of machismo by two inept men who don’t realize the fight left them a long time ago.

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November 2, 2023 – Chad Is LAUGHABLY Serious! Tommy Is Back! Haley’s WAKE-UP Routine, A New Guy?NLO LIVE

You won’t believe how much show Patrick is going to cram down your stupid face on today’s program. On Thursday’s we try to catch up with as many of the R’s in our world as possible, and yet somehow there is always room for NEW GUYS! Patrick has a new friend who’s got some keto-recipes you may enjoy. Chad and Ray are butting heads about an upcoming roast challenge, and it couldn’t be more of a dream for tard hunters! Haley aka Mrs. Dow Jones has a morning routine that is sure to make you gag. How do her mirrors work? No seriously. No for real. How do her mirrors work?

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October 27, 2023 – Kevin Brennan “WINS” Ray From Shuli! What Say You?

Happy Friday, fellow Earth-dwellers! So much has happened over the last couple of days, we’ve got to throw out the bath water and change the gender of this whole baby! Kevin Brennan has unleashed relentless amounts of bullying on soft-brain Ray Devito this week, putting pressure on the young upstart comedian to choose between his fatter paycheck at MLC or his weekly slog slot at The Shuli Network, where his show is increasingly becoming an outlier amongst the other John-centric programming. Will Replayables be left as the only non-John show on the Shuli schedule? And if so, what does this mean for the future of the network? Plus, more great Mersh moments and your art contest submissions for our latest contest.

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October 26, 2023 – It’s THARRRRSDAY! Steel Toe Cope! EVERYONE Is Using Ray!

Happy Thursday, you little speckles of fun! Patrick has to do a shorter show today because of a very serious appointment he has this morning. That means he’s probably going to be grumpy and you shouldn’t start anything with him. Steel Toe is undergoing some sort of weird metamorphosis and we have to get to the bottom of it. Spider Alomar is the most pointless and profound dummy in the Joey C sphere of top tards. Shuli and Kevin are now using Ray as a pawn in their battle to injure each other, and it’s tearing him apart. Chad is more dumb than ever, and needs daddy Brennan to save him from having to do his own show and be his own man. Strap in, nerds!