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Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. …

Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it’s likely that this isn’t going to go well for our little Mooby. Let’s hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It’s been just a couple of months since KarmicX met and fell for his love, Felicia Gillespie, and the small town Minnesota boy is really going through it. Let’s watch the unraveling of a real man over the past couple of days and speculate what might be happening next between the Dabbleverse’s most toxic couple after lies get exposed to the audience. …

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today. …

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he’s back in his simple home in his simple town with his simple life. A grown man yelling and screaming at inanimate objects, a software company, and the sky is not a becoming trait that women seek when pursuing a partner. Keanu C. Thompson takes the torch from Aaron Imholte. patting herself on the back for breaking up the Pretty Antisocial duo by fabricating a world where she is good at things. Aaron makes some moves in the court system and continues to delude himself. But will it pay off in the long run for the serum-sucking beta? …

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it isn’t clear that he is open and receptive to assistance from the Onionverse at this time. …

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can’t come and almost never go anywhere! Let’s get to watchin’! …

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. …

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions. …

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We’ve got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you’re hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It’s a Mulligan stew mukbang over here in Oniontown! …

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn’t always been this way. Or has he? Let’s watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we’ve come to laugh at, or will this be the beginning of a new redemption arc for the Ohio simpleton? …

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that’s since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there’s no way we aren’t all gettin trained today. …

Come watch. We just watch over here. …

Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let’s catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we’ve covered. But I digress. We’ve got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals that of Metropolitan Detective. Crazy Joe has some thoughts that we must go over. Chad Zumock is gearing up to start streaming again from his new place. But where is it? Does anyone know? Chad is certainly a superior mind and devilish trickster who may be pulling one over on everyone – OGAIN! …

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He’s moving to a mysterious new location, he’s pretending to have a woman in his life, and he’s DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Minnesota to process his life after weeks in the big city dipping his rod in to some of Pennsylvania’s finest poon. One of the best sources for Steel Toe news has been axed and a new community has popped up to take its place. But is there more to the story? Michael Ray Bower is headed for surgery this month. Will he be able to start over after his health issues are rectified? …

It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! …

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering! …

Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he’s going to be ok – at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick’s heart and soul! …

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don’t worry! Nobody did! Let’s break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki’s latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won’t you step up and help this man hit his goal? …